a couple of my pet hates at the moment (probably tl;dr, i'm just bored)
a) people with complicated coffee orders. we're not fucking starbucks, i'm not a barista. it's a bar. i mean if you like your coffee a certain way, sure, but these people that spout off the longest drink order ever with an air of "look at me, i'm so fucking upmarket, i know how to order coffee!" need to be kicked in the head.
"can i get a double shot decaf 75-degree skim soy caramel laaaaaaaatte take-away with two sweeteners?" with emphasis on the word latte like they're so fucking sophisticated. you can have a double shot get-fucked-you-pretentious-cunt. and don't roll your eyes at me like i'm so uncultured because we don't make your precious fucking chai lattes, i'm so sorry a bar doesn't happen to make leaf flavoured wanker bullshit.
b) dickheads that do not understand the concept of waiting their turn. like i'll have a whole queue of drinks to make, and they come up to the bar. so i'll be like "hey sorry i'll just be a second" and they start glaring at me, so i'll come over and take their order, and then it's like
"if you don't mind, i just have some other orders to make up first, if you take a seat anywhere you like i'll bring your drink over to you when it's ready"
"well can you bring it to my room then?"
"um .. no, but it'll just be a couple of minutes and you're welcome to take it back to your room"
"well i don't want to wait, why can't you just make it now?"
because other people have been waiting for longer than you, you inconsiderate fuck. and half the time 30 seconds later they start rolling their eyes and tapping their watch, and it shits me, so i'll stop what i'm doing and make their drink just so they'll fuck off. and then they just glare at me again, like how dare i make drinks for people who have ordered ten minutes ago as opposed to you? i hate impatient people. you're really not more important than anyone else.