Tete-De-Chou
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Don't say your PIN aloud as you type it in... *forehead slap*
HAHAHHAA good oneekatietheskatie said:"can i get a double shot decaf 75-degree skim soy caramel laaaaaaaatte take-away with two sweeteners?" with emphasis on the word latte like they're so fucking sophisticated. you can have a double shot get-fucked-you-pretentious-cunt. and don't roll your eyes at me like i'm so uncultured because we don't make your precious fucking chai lattes, i'm so sorry a bar doesn't happen to make leaf flavoured wanker bullshit.
You're kidding right?kuroneko said:From when I worked in a deli at Coles about a year ago:
3. Do not ask for prawns. We only have plastic gloves.
4. Do not ask for crayfish. They scare me.
6. If you are female, around my age and wanting something from the deli, please go away. I have self-esteem issues and am wearing a hair net.
7. Do not ask for those messy kebabs, one of each of the four flavours, they are a pain in the ass to clean up after.
8. If you are the person who decides what the deli will stock, I hate you. Please smell these vine leaves.
10. DO NOT, I repeat do not, ask for me to slice up something fresh for you. It does not matter how thick lunch meat is when it is in your belly, which is the main point of eating food.
hahahahaha you're a right cunt.kuroneko said:From when I worked in a deli at Coles about a year ago:
1. When I address you, please respond, whether you are done making your decision on which type of ham you would like two slices of or not, it makes me feel awkward.
2. Do not be gruff, I am the one handling what will be in your lunch.
3. Do not ask for prawns. We only have plastic gloves.
4. Do not ask for crayfish. They scare me.
5. Please refrain from being a bitch.
6. If you are female, around my age and wanting something from the deli, please go away. I have self-esteem issues and am wearing a hair net.
7. Do not ask for those messy kebabs, one of each of the four flavours, they are a pain in the ass to clean up after.
8. If you are the person who decides what the deli will stock, I hate you. Please smell these vine leaves.
9. Please make up your damn mind.
10. DO NOT, I repeat do not, ask for me to slice up something fresh for you. It does not matter how thick lunch meat is when it is in your belly, which is the main point of eating food.
11. #10, but especially when we're busy. You are wasting not only my time but other innocent bystanders'.
What for? I did nothing wrong.CieL said:You're kidding right?
You're just joking around right?
Did you get fired?
I lol'd.jhakka said:Please do not have sex in our Sex/Erotica section. Seriously.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh jesusjhakka said:Please do not have sex in our Sex/Erotica section. Seriously.
Hahaha, yeah i totally agree with that one!Lizakith said:Another rule for public transport, don't play music on your phone and sing along to it. You look like a complete tool and no-one appreciates it.
loljhakka said:Please do not have sex in our Sex/Erotica section. Seriously.
well if its part of your job you should be doing it even if its somewhat a pain in the ass. if u actually cant lift that much then find a new god damn job. customers who regularly buy large quantities like that shouldnt have to work around u because u cant do the job.kuroneko said:13. Don't ask me to get 4kg of chicken breast... or for that matter anything more than 2kg... I have small and weak arms, as you can plainly see.
the difference is its your job and you get paid for doing it. do your fucking job.kuroneko said:14. Your special requests pester me, they are more of an inconvenience to me than they are a convenience for you. Grow a heart.
What is it with people and asking for vinegar lately. 2 people asked me today. And I had no idea where it was. I'm terrible with where items are.babikakez said:Now I don't mind if customers ask me where something is in the store. However, I do expect them to be polite, saying 'excuse me', 'thank you', or another appropriate alternative. I had a guy today yell at me from down the aisle 'yo, babe, where's the bbq cleaner'. At first I just rolled my eyes and told him where it was. But then 5 mins later, he asked where vinegar was, in the same manner. Then it was strepsils. And then cake mix.
yeah especially when you're only there once or twice a week and every time you come in it's been changed...so customers ask where stuff is and you direct them to where it was the last time you were there, and then obviously they get shitty when they find they're looking for their cat litter in the confectionery aisle.jodi..1 said:What is it with people and asking for vinegar lately. 2 people asked me today. And I had no idea where it was. I'm terrible with where items are.