Rules for Customers (1 Viewer)

[gcchick]

Don't come into my shop shirtless, steal a shirt and walk outside the shopping centre to put it on. Worst shoplifter ever, no wonder you got caught.

lawl.

Reminds me of these Brazilian tourists who came in to Target back in summer and were wearing just swimsuits and boardies, and were stuffing clothes into them. Srsly, swimsuits are made from lycra and don't conceal stolen shit well.

learn2shoplift FFS.

 

[-may-cat-]

If I have a slack customer that won't even be polite enough to say hello or something and they have some discounted item or fruit (like apples) which im not sure which one it is i just scan the original barcode or put in the more expensive one aha.

=s Thats pretty mean...

 

[Live Laugh Love]

=s Thats pretty mean...

I don't do it on purpose. If the original barcode scans i just put that one on

 

[x.christina]

HAHA
live laugh love, that is amazing. keep doing it.

 

[ambermorn]

lawl.

Reminds me of these Brazilian tourists who came in to Target back in summer and were wearing just swimsuits and boardies, and were stuffing clothes into them. Srsly, swimsuits are made from lycra and don't conceal stolen shit well.

learn2shoplift FFS.

LOL that is so bad.

 

[x.christina]

more like
learn2notbshitcustomer

 

[Kiim2507]

I'm not working til the 18th of june cos of assingnments and exams
ah blissss

 

[Silver Persian]

I've now gotten to the point where I despise perfectly inoffensive and friendly customers.

If I have to say the phrase, "Would you like anything else today", one more time, I will spontaneously combust.

 

[x.christina]

I've now gotten to the point where I despise perfectly inoffensive and friendly customers.

If I have to say the phrase, "Would you like anything else today", one more time, I will spontaneously combust.

you're too sweet SP
gotta be more bitchy and mean like me. observe the way i serve shit customers (i.e every one) hehe

 

[settle*precious]

seriously, don't fuck with people who handle your food.

also, learn2notbestupid

two examples:

I work at an Indian restaurant, right? Old man comes in "hi, I don't really like Indian food. Do you have anything else?" FACEPALM.

Second:

woman: does the ceylon curry have coconut milk or cream?
me: you can have either.
woman: i was wanting something low fat, without sauce.
me: try the biriyani. rice, vegies, meat, spices.
woman: ... sounds a bit dry.
me: *head explodes*

 

[L]

did they need 2 call an ambulance or something for that incident?

 

[justauser]

its NOT MY FAULT if the store is out of a product! i just work here!

 

[Strawbaby]

I do recall customers cracking the shits when we didn't have any lamb skewers for the salads after the lunch rush at Grill'd. I'm sorry, ma'am, but you shouting at me is not going to make some magically appear.
I was being nice and trying to figure out what else we could do, like preparing her something different with what we had, and she just kept shouting. Team leader comes out, goes 'you're too late, they've sold already, so buy something else or get the hell out'.
I think I prefer his approach.

 

[gcchick]

I do recall customers cracking the shits when we didn't have any lamb skewers for the salads after the lunch rush at Grill'd. I'm sorry, ma'am, but you shouting at me is not going to make some magically appear.
I was being nice and trying to figure out what else we could do, like preparing her something different with what we had, and she just kept shouting. Team leader comes out, goes 'you're too late, they've sold already, so buy something else or get the hell out'.
I think I prefer his approach.

Sounds like me when I was a team leader @ HJ's, back in the day...

 

[44Ronin]

Quit thinking fellow customers who are dressed smart work here. Look for f&*#ing logos, names, indications etc

 

[babikakez]

Quit thinking fellow customers who are dressed smart work here. Look for f&*#ing logos, names, indications etc

This happened to me in kmart once - wearing a woolies uniform.

 

[russianROULETTE]

Quit thinking fellow customers who are dressed smart work here. Look for f&*#ing logos, names, indications etc

even logos and other indications aren't enough. our work shirts are covered in flying books and i still get asked 'do you work here'. but this doesn't bother me nearly as much as people who don't even bother to say hello back to me, they just launch into whatever they want.

 

[townie]

if i'm standing at a register, with the light on, with a big sign saying "please wait hear for the next available register, YES I AM FUCKING OPEN, i had no joke, 30 customers ask me that today

 

[x.christina]

if i'm standing at a register, with the light on, with a big sign saying "please wait here for the next available register, YES I AM FUCKING OPEN, i had no joke, 30 customers ask me that today

eft.

 

[ambermorn]

This is a shop, not a flea market. Do not try to barter with me, there are RRP's for a reason. If you want discounted stock, then go look at the sales racks, not the new season stock.