Simpsons Quotes thread (1 Viewer)

[Thangquangtu]

Homer: REVENGE!!!

 

[Crestwood's_G]

Homer: REVENGE!!!

yes...this is what happens...the younger kids like the shitty new episodes...

 

[Lord Von Silly]

Halloween episode - The Shining

homer: "Here's Michael!!!"

grandpa : "Hello there, my name is grandpa."

ROFL

He actually said David Letterman.

Nothing I hate more than incorrect Simpsons Quotes.

I'll let you off with a warning. This time.
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Kent Brockman: ... and the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.

Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep,
hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill.
The government calls it the Army,
but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.

Kent Brockman:Well it looks like we have our first caller...and I mean ever,
because this is not a call-in show. Hello, you're on the air.
Kent Brockman:Now, over the years, a newsman learns a number of
things that for one reason or another, he just cannot report.
It doesn't seem to matter now, so...the following people are gay.

Brockman: Unfortunately, fire trucks are unavailable to fight
the blaze as they're all being used to film the new
Burt Reynolds movie, "Fireball and Mudflap." I
caught up with Burt on the set.
[cut to Kent and Burt on the set, sitting in
directors' chairs]
So, Burt, tell us a little about "Fireball and
Mudflap."
Reynolds: I play Jerry "Fireball" Mudflap, a feisty Supreme
Court justice searching for his birth mother while
competing in a cross-country fire truck race. It's
... garbage.

Homer: [the soccer game has bored everyone to silence] Boring!
Krusty: Come on, you shnorers! Do something!
Kent Brockman: [bored] Halfback passes to the center. Back to the wing. Back to the center.
Center holds it. Holds it. Holds it.
Foreign Commentator: [excited] Halfback passes to center, back to wing, back to center, center holds it! Holds it! Holds It!

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure, you might remember me from such
driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass"
and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such other medical films
as "Mommy, What's On That Man's Face?" and "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore".

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Sorrow bout the formatting folks.

 

[sprstvn]

McGarnagle: You've got to tell 'em what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy... McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay...for you... McGarnagle!

Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat, from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!


OMG LOL!

 

[Cinnamonster]

Goat: I am older than time itself.

Bart: Milhouse likes you.
Lisa: Oh please! Milhouse likes vaseline on toast.

 

[KnifeySpoony]

McGarnagle: You've got to tell 'em what you saw Billy.
Billy: But I'm scared McGarnagle.
McGarnagle: You've gotta do this one for me Billy... McGarnagle.
Billy: Okay...for you... McGarnagle!

Chief: Well McGarnagle, Billy is DEAD! They slit his throat, from ear to ear.
McGarnagle: Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!


OMG LOL!

YouTube - The Simpsons - McGarnagle - Hey, I'm tryin' to eat lunch here!

 

[meilz92]

"hello, marge? this is chad sexington"

 

[SucRii]

Homer: No tv and no beer make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if i do!!!!! aaaarrrddnbfjbsfdnmfdf


looollll, the clip is much funnier so if you havent seen it, i may have just ruined it for you

 

[gohansaiyin26]

in the lemon of troy episode, when they sneak into the car impound lot, Ala Trojan horse:

homer: nobody in history has ever done anything this clever!!


Homer: Run boy! hes got a taste for meat now!



Homer: let the bears pay the bear tax! i pay the homer tax!


sorry...cant sleep

 

[ehtefaz.hedayet]

"hello, marge? this is chad sexington"

lmao that's a crack up XD

 

[coudes]

marge: have you noticed any change in bart?
homer: new glasses?
marge: no...he looks like something might be disturbing him.
homer: probably misses his old glasses.
marge: i guess we could get more involved in bart's activityies but then i'd be afraid of smothering him.
homer: yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
marge: that's not what i meant.
homer: it was, marge. admit it.

 

[Silver Persian]

Noreen: Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're
bothering people by trying to change their religion.
What if we don't have all the answers?
Marvin: You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs.

 

[PH011]

Noreen: Wait, Marvin, I just had a thought. Maybe we're
bothering people by trying to change their religion.
What if we don't have all the answers?
Marvin: You're right, Noreen. Let's go get real jobs.

wooo that was on like an hour ago

 

[meilz92]

"a toast to the host who can boast the most roast!!"


i fucking love ned flanders

 

[alax dillon]

When Homer is a blackjack dealer to James Bond...

(for added hilarity, try to do a Sean Connery accent for Bond's lines...
Bond: Joker? You're meant to remove them from the deck!
Bond: *picks up another card* Rules on how to play the game?!
Bond: Loosh...I never loosh! You'll pay for this Homer! *Bond is then dragged out of the casino*

rah rah leave the table leave the table.

 

[SSRabbitohs2009]

Pilot: I didn't think I'd be flying today, so I was doing heroin.

BAHAHAHAHA. That came out of nowhere; biggest shock.

 

[alax dillon]

Pilot: I didn't think I'd be flying today, so I was doing heroin.

BAHAHAHAHA. That came out of nowhere; biggest shock.

bahahaha that is excellent ROFLMAOing right now

 

[Crestwood's_G]

sugar doodoodoodooodo oh honey honey...

hey i got that for my birthday!

 

[Izzay]

Homer: I smell cake! Cake that says (sniff sniff) "Farewell" and (sniff sniff) "Best Wishes"!
Nelson: Your old man has an awesome nose.
Bart: Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.

 

[homosapien]

homer - 'the bees bit my bottom,

now my bottoms big'