Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (1 Viewer)

[Riproot]

I have multiple guys I would fuck (/go out with) but I wouldn't call them crushes.

So here we go:
A - look, I think you're cute but I don't think this will go anywhere.
I just want you to hug me you awkward slut.
M - come at me
B - you're hot, cute, etc., but you're too much of a weeaboo. Also, you like physics. Ew.

 

[Blue Suede]

what is a weeaboo?

 

[Riproot]

what is a weeaboo?

urban dictionary. Haha

 

[RivalryofTroll]

well aladdin maybe if you stopped wearing vests it would improve

wut? lol.

Effy teach me then.

How does one do it?

 

[harrisony]

a bos love triangle hey

Ah, sorry to be a kill joy but no

 

[Arcorn]

I am put off by touching people right now, all of them just look gross at the moment.

 

[effylove]

wut? lol.

Effy teach me then.

How does one do it?

by not wearing fucking vests man

 

[Riproot]

I just wanna have sex all the time.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

by not wearing fucking vests man

okay.

But that's not gonna do.

i need so many more changes.

 

[effylove]

okay.

But that's not gonna do.

i need so many more changes.

like what

why haven't you done them already

have you tried men yet

 

[OzKo]

okay.

But that's not gonna do.

i need so many more changes.

Instead of playing DotA, go on ChatRoulette.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

like what

why haven't you done them already

have you tried men yet

cause interaction hasn't even happened yet.

Instead of playing DotA, go on ChatRoulette.

....

lol.

 

[effylove]

cause interaction hasn't even happened yet.

because you've been wearing vests up until now

but seriously
stop being such a self defeating pessimist geez kid
nobody likes dat

 

[OzKo]

....

lol.

Trust me.

 

[JINOUGA]

because you've been wearing vests up until now

but seriously
stop being such a self defeating pessimist geez kid
nobody likes dat

This

 

[Shadowdude]

yeah i had multiple crushes before it was cool, guys

just sayin'

 

[soloooooo]

Instead of playing DotA, go on ChatRoulette.

Chatroulette is cool though.

 

[RivalryofTroll]

Trust me.

that'd need a gr8 deal of trust brah :/

yeah i had multiple crushes before it was cool, guys

just sayin'

 

[Riproot]

Chatroulette is cool though.

D:

(do I need to write caps?)

 

[effylove]

D:

(do I need to write caps?)

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