terrible classical music jokes (1 Viewer)

[philphie]

lolololololololol

 

[philphie]

Bach's Chaconne played on guitar.

 

[ashllis92]

What do you do with a bad musician?
give him two sticks and call him a percussionist

what do you do with a bad percussionist?
take one stick and call him the conductor

 

[philphie]

lol. what do you call a drummer? a wizard with too much power

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

 

[philphie]

lol you could use that on any kind of musician

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

I know, that's what makes it gold XD.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat minor.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
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Why is an 11-foot concert grand better than a studio upright?
Because it makes a much bigger kaboom when dropped off a cliff.

 

[ashllis92]

its paticularly applicable to trumpeters though...

 

[philphie]

a violinist is running through the 12 tone scale but he/she thinks the composer did not hear them because Steve Reich asks "could you repeat that please"

 

[philphie]

what do you call a usyd con reject? an AIM student

 

[adriano_negr0]

I don't get any of these

 

[philphie]

their bad jokes about musicians and classical music. what's not to get?






wait... you're not a viola player are you?

 

[Absolutezero]

how do you stop guitarists from playing so loud?

give them sheet music.

lol. Must spread rep though.

 

[DM Mike]

Would I be chastized for posting Bagpipe jokes? I know to you classical people its barely an instrument, but hilarious jokes...

 

[philphie]

lol feel free

 

[Arctopus]

lol feel free to rape me

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[philphie]

lol

 

[Absolutezero]

Would I be chastized for posting Bagpipe jokes? I know to you classical people its barely an instrument, but hilarious jokes

lol. I just googled it. There's pages upon pages of them.

 

[Will Shakespear]

Bach's Chaconne played on guitar.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A fiddle is fun to listen to.

 

[Will Shakespear]

also not classical but

What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw a banjo in a dumpster and it smashes a piano accordian