the easiest way to dump your partner? (2 Viewers)

[jooobl]

you could do it like the Chaser boyshttp://www.abc.net.au/tv/chaser/war/broadband/20060428_2200/meta/hq2.asx.

lol

(L) chaser

Umm yeah be a jerk so the girl can hate you after and get over it.
Actually what do I know I have never been dumped lol...

 

[goony]

"your face is like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver"

then put a paper bag over her head wherever you go/whenever you're together.

 

[w00dy.]

quick simple and stright to the point does NOT mean
-sms
or
-over the phone
or
-anything apart from you yourself, in person telling her up front.

i agree.

just be honest.

 

[UnIqUe_PrInCeSs]

lol the threadstarter got banned


you could just say something like "I don't think our relationship is going anywhere and I think it's best if we just broke it off". and then add some shit about how you still want to be friends :/

 

[Sam.]

you could just say something like "I don't think our relationship is going anywhere"

Whose relationship is going anywhere at age 18?

 

[ur_inner_child]

lol the threadstarter got banned

Lol indeed...

 

[Ruin]

Hand in a resignation letter
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[Nakashima]

Hand in a resignation letter
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That could be fun.

 

[SweetSeasons]

my 1st bf.. who was also a very good friend.. was going to dump me by saying "welcom to dumpsvill.. population you".. haha.. I wish he had of done it that way, I would have laughed.

 

[NupPun]

Better to crash and crash hard. theres no easy way to break up. every1's right. be a dick. =(.

 

[Serius]

just be quick, brutal and to the point, say what you need to say, neutral place,maybe somewhere noisy and with lots of witnesses incase it gets ugly.
If its because you are sick to death of 4am phone calls and the fact that she has no sense of humour, say that but dont do it in an insulting way.... and dont ever ever be appologetic, you are doing it for a reason appologising shows you are not behind it 100%

it should take 10mins max for you to say your peice and give her plenty of opertunity to respond...then get the hell out of there and cut off all contact.

 

[timlay]

say it.

THEN RUN before you see the tears.

its horrribleeee.

 

[WWJD_2005]

Say "Look, I need to say something to you, but before I do you need to promise me that you are not going to commit suicide".

 

[lengy]

what's the easiest and less painful way to dump a person? tips?

Laxatives?

 

[williamycai]

i'm your bf and love is forver, u'll stay with me always?
ummm i got my fren pregnant, u wouldn't mind ?

if she doesn't WHY break up?? 3 some..unless she come from poopoo land

in that case,
care to have a child with me as well?

she said yes and still not working?
unzip ur pants ...dw..she'll dump you after tryin to find it for over 5 hrs...

serious help..
just dun pay much attention to her, neglect her more often, u'll be friends
but won't break up harsh

 

[cerpin taxt]

i find that any opiate derivatives for example morphine, heroin codeine etc. make the whole process especially difficult. prune juice beforehand makes things easier just make sure you aren't too focused on the pushing otherwise you might cover then bury her face and then you have a very messy body to get rid of.

 

[Born Dancer]

i'm your bf and love is forver, u'll stay with me always?
ummm i got my fren pregnant, u wouldn't mind ?

if she doesn't WHY break up?? 3 some..unless she come from poopoo land

in that case,
care to have a child with me as well?

she said yes and still not working?
unzip ur pants ...dw..she'll dump you after tryin to find it for over 5 hrs...

serious help..
just dun pay much attention to her, neglect her more often, u'll be friends
but won't break up harsh

what?
no seriously.


what?

 

[hyparzero]

There isn't really an easy way. Doesn't matter what you do (unless the breakup is mutual), your partner is bound to get hurt.

If it's about her personality and you don't like it, have some time to discuss it with your partner and what can be done etc. But if you're an asswipe whos found someone else better looking as the basis of the break up - go kill yourself - like really.

 

[WWJD_2005]

i'm your bf and love is forver, u'll stay with me always?
ummm i got my fren pregnant, u wouldn't mind ?

if she doesn't WHY break up?? 3 some..unless she come from poopoo land

in that case,
care to have a child with me as well?

she said yes and still not working?
unzip ur pants ...dw..she'll dump you after tryin to find it for over 5 hrs...

serious help..
just dun pay much attention to her, neglect her more often, u'll be friends
but won't break up harsh

Asian much?

 

[azzie]

You: Hey
Other person: Hey!
You: Ok look you're cool and stuff but I don't see this working out.
Other person: Why??
You: Dunno..
Other person: Wah wah wah
You: *walk away*

So simple, it's brilliant.