The Official Cricket Thread 2006/2007 (1 Viewer)

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timlay said:
"uh yeah. i got caught up a bit short" ... ;)
lol that was funny.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=81379


But as team-mate Mike Hussey revealed, the skipper was actually meant to bat in his normal spot at the fall of the first wicket but was caught with his pants down.

"It was a quick toilet break and he couldn't get his gear back on quickly enough," Hussey said at the team's hotel in Sydney.
 

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It happens you wouldnt believe how many batsman are in the toilets when they are in next and a wicket falls. Some of them make it - lol others well are too busy still peeing.

Again Australia's middle order very vulnerable without Ponting (in the sense if ponting does play or doesnt score).

Its Australia's weak point at the moment. NZ should have won -but lol if you miss oppurtinities that easily then you deserve to lose.
 

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Its like a battle of who's crapper.
And if England win it'll pretty much end this long, pointless series - Its so boring! Australia already into the finals and two crap teams to play 3 or 4 matches to decide who will lose to Australia in the finals. They really need to completely revamp the series somehow because it is just too long.
 
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england lose.... ? not the end? :S


well yes. every time i needa go to bat next. I NEEDA PEE. and i have to hold it. because its so easy for a wicket to fall. :( and toilets are far far away.
 

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I open batting for my team so I don't have that problem so much. It's annoying when you're OUT there and need to pee, though...
 

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haha. how cool would it be. they make a cup that you can actually pee in too...

lol.

ewww. imagine having to run with a cup full of piss.... gross.
 

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Re: The Official Cricket Thread

cool your going to next fridays match? hopefully they put up some competition =/
i just like going to matches to see the players. regardless of the outcome. even when i'm up top of the noble stand i always go down to the boundary before the game and at the start of the innings to get some good photos and see the players close up. i'm always in awe of them - its just so much more amazing than on tv.

but in terms of cricket, yeah, this is a fairly unfunny joke. imagine if this continues for the rest of the series - very not good for everyone.
 

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Re: The Official Cricket Thread

So disappointing- they've been out for under 200 runs in their last three matches. Lol, just looked at the statistics - Australia only requires a run rate of 1.00 to win :mad1:
 

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Yeah- his strike rate isn't that fantastic. Guess we get a bonus point for getting the total under 40 overs
 

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bos1234 said:
the ACB decides who visits austrlia.
On a rotational basis..Have you not been watching?

04/05 - Pakistan, West Indies
05/06 - Sri Lanka, South Africa
06/07 - NZ, England

hmm that looks rotated to me. Please comment on that bos1234. Please please do.

Why would be pick poor nations? We need practice for the world cup and we beat every nation.
 
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i do seriosuly doubt that mike ocktard

and i miscalculated todays game. I didnt know england were going to match fix today. The aussies were very lucky and STRUGGLED to get 111
 

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well that's exactly it. he would never have the guts to do this and be this arrogant in real life.

struggled to 111? 1/111 doesn't really looked like a struggle to me.
and bos1234, please comment on the rotation of nations and the nations that have played the last 3 seasons. please do.

03-04: India, Zimbabwe
04-05: West Indies, Pakistan
05-06: South Africa, Sri Lanka
06-07: NZ, England
 
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Look at the pattern here

04-05: West Indies, Pakistan
05-06: South Africa, Sri Lanka
06-07: NZ, England

When they invite a strong team they always invite a weak team

Why not invite pakistan and india

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Why do you always comment about my posts?

Its a tri series where they invite a good team and a bad team so that AUstralia can make it to the finals!

The Australian team are all a bunch of cheaters and have been so for many many years.
 

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lol my favourite part of today's game was when heals said "hopefully mitchel johnson can get a michel" and slats goes "a michel pfeiffer that is".

:)
 

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