The Shittest Movie Ever. (1 Viewer)

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Anchorman
War of the Worlds
Freddy vs Jason (i know its old .. but still )

no.1 crappiest every movieh in the world would be "Dog Soldiers" damn low budget Irish movies ..
 

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the effect from the notebook has been pretty bad....
 

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Crossroads was really really terrible but i totally love it!
I can watch it over and over and crack up when the 'twist' is revealed. =)
 

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carrotz said:
i liked that movie!!
Me too! It was cute. :eek: Kate Hudson is cute.

You can't beat Jay and Silent Bob or Kung-Pow in shitness. Really, you can't.
 

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Yes i can.

Mission Impossible 2.

That movie was physically painful to watch. And Tom Cruise's wierd nose kept getting on the wrong side of the camera and being exposed to me. Fuck. And all those syrupy close-ups that have no romance in them whatsoever. It's the visual equivalent of hearing nails on a blackboard.

Bet Katie Holmes hasn't seen MI2.
 

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the latest harry potter movie...forgot wot it was called...lol....nothing happened...there was no climax...
 

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It's not the shittest movie ever, but I just watched Kingdom of Heaven and it sucked monkey balls.
 

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kung pow has to be the most absolute piece of shit ever. its not funny at all.

bored the crap out of me after 5 minutes.
 

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fantasia said:
kung pow has to be the most absolute piece of shit ever. its not funny at all.

bored the crap out of me after 5 minutes.
you don't have a sense of humour
 

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the Good Girl
... watched that with my family...
didnt enjoy it @ all...
from memory it was depressing lol
 

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No way.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. FUCK THAT WAS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
it was boring and shitty... the poor actors getting that piece of shit to work with.
 

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PerfectByNature said:
No way.
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. FUCK THAT WAS AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!
it was boring and shitty... the poor actors getting that piece of shit to work with.
Have to disagree with you PerfectByNature - I thought The Life Aquatic was brilliant. Slight off-beat and subtly humourous, exactly the way I like films.

The shittest movie ever made has to be The Straight Story. So bloody boring. It's about 73 year old Alvin Straight whose brother (whom he hasn't talk to in 3 decades) has a heart attack. So Alvin decides to visit him. Problem is he doesn't have a drivers license and neither does his daughter who is mentally handicapped so he decides to drive his ride-on LAWNMOWER across three bloody US states. Who cares. Kill. Me. Now. :chainsaw:
 

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brightsea said:
Have to disagree with you PerfectByNature - I thought The Life Aquatic was brilliant. Slight off-beat and subtly humourous, exactly the way I like films.
seconded[comment]dont read this[/comment]
 

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Oh noes! How can you call The Life Aquatic "boring and shitty"? It's a fantastically quirky little film. I loved it. Bill Murray makes anything watchable.
 

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