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most of it should be reclassified under comedy, really.risole91 said:
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The Shittest Movie Ever. (1 Viewer)
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yeah. from "adult/X rated" to "Mature comedy" or even "Educational"lyounamu said:
I dunno, most of the porn I've ever seen has been totally hilarious as opposed to sexy.
rabid.gerbil
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10,000 BC is up in some of the stupidest movies ive seen recently.
However the "..... movie" movies, like Hero Movie, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans. It left my with my IQ shattered on the floor and me wanting to claw my eyes out. The only good movie made by that group was the very first scary movie
Everything else sucked, they're retarded and the jokes...well they're not jokes.
*Chases after girl, falls over on pot plant* .......wait that was meant to be funny?
However the "..... movie" movies, like Hero Movie, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans. It left my with my IQ shattered on the floor and me wanting to claw my eyes out. The only good movie made by that group was the very first scary movie
Everything else sucked, they're retarded and the jokes...well they're not jokes.
*Chases after girl, falls over on pot plant* .......wait that was meant to be funny?
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i love the 'movie' movies, they r so stupid they're hilarious! havent seen 'meet the spartans' yet but i love epic movie and superhero movie, they're great!
shittest movie i've ever been forced to watch was in english and it was like the 1940 edition of how to kill a mockingbird. i was grateful when i fell asleep halfway through
shittest movie i've ever been forced to watch was in english and it was like the 1940 edition of how to kill a mockingbird. i was grateful when i fell asleep halfway through
I just remembered what the worst movie I've ever seen was...
The Biggest Fan
You know how you get teen films that are just so bad that they end up being really funny? Well this wasn't one of those. It was just so bad I couldn't believe it. When it ended I actually cried because I knew I'd just lost an hour and a half of my life and I was never, ever going to get that back.
I think it was Jesse McCartney who was in that movie...well yeah he should just not even try I figure.
The Biggest Fan
You know how you get teen films that are just so bad that they end up being really funny? Well this wasn't one of those. It was just so bad I couldn't believe it. When it ended I actually cried because I knew I'd just lost an hour and a half of my life and I was never, ever going to get that back.
I think it was Jesse McCartney who was in that movie...well yeah he should just not even try I figure.
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No disagreeing here. That was a complete waste of my time, watching that.Over97 said:
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I nominate 'Blonde & Blonder' for one of the worst movies of all time.
My sister rented it and even though I knew it would be shit I still managed to sit through it all.
The worst thing about it was the choice of leads. I know they were playing stereotypical blonde roles, but Denise and Pamela's acting was so bad I almost think they wanted this movie to fail as much as it did.
My sister rented it and even though I knew it would be shit I still managed to sit through it all.
The worst thing about it was the choice of leads. I know they were playing stereotypical blonde roles, but Denise and Pamela's acting was so bad I almost think they wanted this movie to fail as much as it did.
Blade Runner
I know its a classic. And its rated one of the greatest movies of all time. I also thought it was the worst piece of fucking cinema ever. It's so beyond my comprehension why people think its so great. What the fuck. NOTHING HAPPENS!
I also hated that version of Frankenstein where Robert De Neiro plays Frankenstein. Oh god.
On a similar note, relatively good books that were made into bits of wank include:
- The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
- The Power of One
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
I know its a classic. And its rated one of the greatest movies of all time. I also thought it was the worst piece of fucking cinema ever. It's so beyond my comprehension why people think its so great. What the fuck. NOTHING HAPPENS!
I also hated that version of Frankenstein where Robert De Neiro plays Frankenstein. Oh god.
On a similar note, relatively good books that were made into bits of wank include:
- The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
- The Power of One
- A Series of Unfortunate Events
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Pretty much all cheap slapstick comedy movies. They're only good when you're half dead from flu or something and don't want anything too mentally taxing to accompany your lemon tea and tissues.
Also movies which make absolutely no attempt to be even remotely believeable or sympathised with (and whose intention is not to be a spoof or satire). They're usually based on stupid tween books or TV shows, you know, saddle club type bullshit. Also good for deathbed viewing although you'll probably have to be in an actual coma so as not to damage your IQ by watching.
Also movies which make absolutely no attempt to be even remotely believeable or sympathised with (and whose intention is not to be a spoof or satire). They're usually based on stupid tween books or TV shows, you know, saddle club type bullshit. Also good for deathbed viewing although you'll probably have to be in an actual coma so as not to damage your IQ by watching.
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The Garfield movie was rediculously shit.
"YAY they are going to make a movie of one of my favourite comic strips!"
i should of seen it coming, hollywood makes everything shit.
"YAY they are going to make a movie of one of my favourite comic strips!"
i should of seen it coming, hollywood makes everything shit.
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Guys, I truly believe SH$T movies serve a very practical purpose in the overall scheme of things.
Seeing really bad movies allows you to appreciate Great movies that much more.
So, with that logic I suggest that everyone should watch every movie in this thread so that they can better appreciate the finer movies out there. :uhhuh:
Seeing really bad movies allows you to appreciate Great movies that much more.
So, with that logic I suggest that everyone should watch every movie in this thread so that they can better appreciate the finer movies out there. :uhhuh:
chicky_pie
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Titanic was the shittest movie I ever watched.
along with Lion King, Spiderman and etc
along with Lion King, Spiderman and etc