The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[Davriel]

Yes. It was an anti-pick up line. Actually, it took me a while to understand that one, as a bigot told me it.

 

[Iheartpaulfrank]

'Bend over and show me your dark side...' (Think Star Wars)

 

[duncman]

i pretended to fall off the back of a stationary ute at a 4wding event and used a passing chick to regain my balance,

random chick; "are you ok?"

me; "yeh im fine, sorry, your the first girl ive ever fallen for!"

lol

i got a peck on the cheek for that! more than all my mates got the whole weekend!

YIEW!

 

[Vance]

Ok, by far the stupidest one:

"Is your dad a thief? Because I'm looking for a cheap dvd player..."

 

[alby]

"Is your dad a thief? Because I'm looking for a cheap dvd player..."

that's lame!

 

[CoffeeBeans]

That made no sense.


It's,

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

i thought it was something like
"F**k me if im wrong, but u have a beautiful body" ??

*shrugs*

 

[Bobness]

Ok, by far the stupidest one:

"Is your dad a thief? Because I'm looking for a cheap dvd player..."

Is that a metaphor?

Otherwise i lol'ed when i read that.

(Because we all expect the second line to be something like 'you have stolen my heart' etc etc)

 

[brendan442]

Bullshit!! I know you Davriel, and even my Bisexual friend is scared for you. Seriously, if you don't want people thinking your gay, STOP HUGGING GUYS!!!

I don't think your Bisexual friend is scared of Davriel, just finds him rather unattractive. As for bad pickup lines, maybe you could finish this one for me Phoenixs Legacy or Davriel? "Excuse me, I'm trying to settle a bet...."

 

[tlodg]

can i share an umbrella with you?

 

[Bobness]

Are you a girl?

 

[*hopeful*]

Is that a metaphor?

Otherwise i lol'ed when i read that.

(Because we all expect the second line to be something like 'you have stolen my heart' etc etc)

lol i lol'd for the same reason

 

[Davriel]

Okay, I think we've almost reached 300 replies. This can be interpreted in two ways:

1) We've got too much time on our hands.

2) We've got too many pick-up lines.

 

[BAKALIWA]

"the only weapon of mass destruction tht i c have is in my pants"...i could go on but then t would just get plain dirty

 

[Mushy18]

>If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

>Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

>Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

>Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

>Do you have a boyfriend? (Yes) Do you mess around? (No) Would you hold still while I do?

>If I pet you, would you follow me home?

>I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

>Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.

>Where's your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head. (Excuse me?) It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

>Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.

>Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

>You're so hot, I'd better smother you with my body before you burst into flame!

>Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.

>Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

>Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

 

[Davriel]

>Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.

>Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

 

[*hopeful*]

>I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

why would anyone go for someone using this line

>Will you be my derivative? I'll be the area under your curves.

>Um...I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

hahah so nerdy but funny cause i cant imagine anyone using them

 

[Davriel]

Happy Holidays to all who contributed to this thread. While not Christian, I do believe in giving gifts at this time of year to bring people closer together. So, deciding to use my flair for lame pick-up lines, I went searching for some Christmas Cheer! (Here are two gifts for the Holdiay season, pick-up lines)

1)
Man: Can I take your photo?
Woman: Why?
Man: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas....

2)
Man: It's Christmas! It's Christmas!
Woman: So?
Man: (Eyeing up Woman) Can I unwrap my present?

 

[vacant]

Probably already been said but anyway...
"I bet you $20 you won't go out with me"

"Have you ever seen a rooster fly backwards? How about a shag?"

 

[travalina]

After looking at a girls tag on her shirt- " just as i thought made in heaven"

 

[timlay]

i think i remember it from some friend.

"hayyyy. jamaican me horrrnyyyyy"