The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[n@ttyb]

i think i remember it from some friend.

"hayyyy. jamaican me horrrnyyyyy"

i lol'd

 

[Ruin]

How fast can you run?

Because i can run pretty quick!


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[psycho^biatch]

Okay. i only just worked out how to use this site and im not on here very often, so i think i might provide a bit of advice to a few people i think i might know. Davriel, this is just crap! Do any of these lines actually work? Very poor effort. Brendan442, you aren't as scary as you think. What's done is done, you can't change the past, so GET OVER IT!!!! Phoenixs legacy, all i can say to you is try to be a little more assertive, and stop letting people walk all over you. Life sucks, guys, but it gets better. That goes for anyone else reading this, too.

 

[maccaman]

Okay. i only just worked out how to use this site and im not on here very often, so i think i might provide a bit of advice to a few people i think i might know. Davriel, this is just crap! Do any of these lines actually work? Very poor effort. Brendan442, you aren't as scary as you think. What's done is done, you can't change the past, so GET OVER IT!!!! Phoenixs legacy, all i can say to you is try to be a little more assertive, and stop letting people walk all over you. Life sucks, guys, but it gets better. That goes for anyone else reading this, too.

haha. she owned us all man.

 

[Bobness]

not really?

was that your pick up line? i'm sure it'd work when you're at lan AIDSLOL

 

[joesmith12345]

i lost my number, can i have urs?

 

[stazi]

i lost my number, can i have urs?

try calling your service provider. after you give them your details they'll provide you with your number. alternatively, just look it up on a past bill or your contract agreement. or even easier, just ask one of your friends.

 

[sam04u]

try calling your service provider. after you give them your details they'll provide you with your number. alternatively, just look it up on a past bill or your contract agreement. or even easier, just ask one of your friends.

lol owned

 

[Davriel]

Okay. i only just worked out how to use this site and im not on here very often, so i think i might provide a bit of advice to a few people i think i might know. Davriel, this is just crap! Do any of these lines actually work? Very poor effort. Brendan442, you aren't as scary as you think. What's done is done, you can't change the past, so GET OVER IT!!!! Phoenixs legacy, all i can say to you is try to be a little more assertive, and stop letting people walk all over you. Life sucks, guys, but it gets better. That goes for anyone else reading this, too.

I think I could name you right here and now, thus embarrassing us both. However, I don't have much of a conscience, so I wouldn't be embarrassed. By the way, I personally find pick-up lines useless, unless I use them as a joke to break the ice. By the way some pick-up lines do work, regardless of what you think. So tell me, what pick-up line would have your feet in the air?

 

[Collin]

'my penis sure would like to thrust in and out of your vagina'

"would you like to try anal"

"i used to have crabs; but its ok cause i dont anymore"

"this may be a little politically incorrect given we're related and all; but i really really want to fuck you"

LOL

 

[7houy]

Heyya this has probably already been said but what the hey

Worst: Were you in army? Cause you make my privates stand attention!

 

[Nae79]

These ones hav probaley bn said.. soo yeh anyways

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?


I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.


Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...


Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.


Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

 

[babydoll_]

Do you own a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise cocks

 

[Davriel]

Forgive me, I went to a cousin's party and I learned some new pick-up lines. No, I won't ever be using them.

* Ya know, that shirt is very becoming on you...then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

* What do you say we head back to my place, get naked, and see what happens?

* I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

 

[goosiegoo]

Haha..

"A bum once told me i looked like Tom Cruise... wanna go out?"

"If i had to choose between winning the lottery and spending a night with you... I'd choose the lottery. But it'd be close.. real close."

 

[goosiegoo]

Oh.. oh.. and...

'If you were sine squared theta.. i'd be cosine squared theta.. because together... they make one.'

Ahaha.. that'd work on me.

 

[Ruin]

If i ever heard anyone use that ever i would eat their face
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[Bobness]

Oh.. oh.. and...

'If you were sine squared theta.. i'd be cosine squared theta.. because together... they make one.'

Ahaha.. that'd work on me.

Don't you do general maths?

You reminded me of a delta song.

 

[Amy Lou]

Can I have your picture so I can show santa what I want for christmas?

 

[Amy Lou]

That shirt looks nice on you, but it'd look better on my floor.