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The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

Bobness

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martin88 said:
hahah

oh your serious

yes... very good call... you have obviosuly improved
Your grammar needs to improve too.

Stop doing your grandma.

And she wasn't too grand, ya ma.

On a totally unrelated note, if your pick up lines work it's not because they're good, it's the person behind it that matters.

Do i really give a crap if say Kristin Kreuk came up to me and said "oh hai nice shoes, wanna f*ck"? No? Sexactly.
 

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bobness said:
Your grammar needs to improve too.

Stop doing your grandma.

And she wasn't too grand, ya ma.

On a totally unrelated note, if your pick up lines work it's not because they're good, it's the person behind it that matters.

Do i really give a crap if say Kristin Kreuk came up to me and said "oh hai nice shoes, wanna f*ck"? No? Sexactly.
ahh.... the person who gets anal with grammer... who would've thought

**insert really bad joke about my mother and anal by bobness**

not that im really concerned how my grammer is now that HSC is finished and all.... i tend to think my time would be more enjoyable spent relaxing, and doing other totally non-related things

but hey, whatever's your go... hopefully your astound grammer will help more with the ladies then your one-liners

i wish you luck... merry christmas
 

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bobness said:
not really?

was that your pick up line? i'm sure it'd work when you're at lan AIDSLOL
I should've used a /sarcasm tag.
 

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bobness said:
Don't you do general maths?

You reminded me of a delta song.
Ah yes, but i dropped down to general. Much laziness.

A Delta song? That's nice to know..
 

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It's nice to see such mature people having a slanging match like a bunch of pre-puberty kids. Now how about we get back to the subject, okay?
 

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Guy: This party is awesome, don't you think?

Girl: Yep.

Guy: So...want to come back to my place so I can eat your pussy?
 

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"i wanna fuck you"
"Wanna hop in my Lamborghini Gellardo"
Just learn from akon.
 

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(As girl leaves)
Guy: Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
Girl: What?
Guy: Me!

Guy: Where you talking to me?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then please start.
 

grue

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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" :rofl:

Err, change the word ugly to beautiful.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A: Can I have directions?
B: To where?
A: To your heart.
[/FONT]
 

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hey u like 2 go camping, coz i got a tent in my pants
 

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I quite like (but would never use) the..

Guy: "Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
Girl: "no.."
Guy: "Just enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Tom :D"

or even the simple "Do i know you from somewhere?..." - i've used that, but i didnt mean for it to be a pickup line. Worked ok, though :p
 

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the worst one i've heard in real life.

Guy: Hi. :) Are you into Narcotics?


ok these are hopeless, they may have been said.

Guy: Do you sleep on your stomach
Girl: no
Guy: Can I?

Guy: do you like sultanas
Girl:no
Guy: then how about a date.

Guy: Hey do you like dancing?
Girl: oh yeah!
Guy: Ok well can you go dance while i make a move on your friend.
 

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jazzmuzik said:
ok these are hopeless, they may have been said.

Guy: do you like sultanas
Girl:no
Guy: then how about a date.
I reckon that one could work ok. I love the fruit/vegetables pick up lines.

Guy: oh hai do you like mushrooms?

Girl: no

Guy: how about a fun guy?

/lose :(

jazzmuzik said:
Guy: Hey do you like dancing?
Girl: oh yeah!
Guy: Ok well can you go dance while i make a move on your friend.
BAHAHAHAHAHA. Sounds original to me :/
 

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Just how many damn pick-up lines are there? I began this thread as a joke, thinking to get about 10-20 responses......I was definitely wrong.

Guy: Do you have a band-aid?
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
 

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