Davriel
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Went out clubbing recently (sigh I hate it, but's it's a social thing) and I had the fortunate pleasure of watching someone with far too much alcohol try and convince a beautiful woman to do the horizontal samba. Here is the words he said to her that made laugh so hard I nearly spilt my rum.
Drunk Guy: Did you hear pole-dancing is very popular in Australia these days?
Woman: (Cautiously) No...
Drunk Guy: (Grabbing crotch) Well, how about you learn on my pole?
Woman: (Punching guy square in the face) Pervert!
Turned out the woman was a priest's daughter. I was laughing so hard I forgot what happened to the drunk guy after he fell down.
Drunk Guy: Did you hear pole-dancing is very popular in Australia these days?
Woman: (Cautiously) No...
Drunk Guy: (Grabbing crotch) Well, how about you learn on my pole?
Woman: (Punching guy square in the face) Pervert!
Turned out the woman was a priest's daughter. I was laughing so hard I forgot what happened to the drunk guy after he fell down.