they might if i play my cards right, babehaha these are so funny, didnt realise there were so many pick up lines out there!!! does anyone actually use them, and if so do they work lol?
oh that was smooth!!!they might if i play my cards right, babe
If you were sine squared theta and i was cosine squared theta then we would be one.
Ha lame.
LMAO, that was the funniest one I heardeh you could try the simple approach, confidently approach the hottest girl in the room, you should have a big guy on each side of you, bonus marks if she has a dweeb of a boyfriend
step1" YOU! your coming home with me!" and then if shes all like no way man i dont even know you, WTF is this bs! etc say
"You heard what i said bitch,"
works every time
I love this one I wonder what he was going to say if you hadn't said 'unfertilised' hehe. I'll definitely remember that one.a guy asked me " how do you like your eggs in the morning?" i replied "unfertilised" lol