The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[JonoeeL]

If you were sine squared theta and i was cosine squared theta then we would be one.

Ha lame.

 

[pinkcheeks]

Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away



BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHahahahha





... half an hour later....








still :rofl:

 

[amber91]

a guy asked me " how do you like your eggs in the morning?" i replied "unfertilised" lol

 

[lala2]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i next to each other

--my brother's Year 8 friend

 

[a.white]

haha these are so funny, didnt realise there were so many pick up lines out there!!! does anyone actually use them, and if so do they work lol?

 

[sifsosakenscrub]

haha these are so funny, didnt realise there were so many pick up lines out there!!! does anyone actually use them, and if so do they work lol?

they might if i play my cards right, babe

 

[a.white]

they might if i play my cards right, babe

oh that was smooth!!!

 

[multicellular]

If you were sine squared theta and i was cosine squared theta then we would be one.

Ha lame.

I used that on the guy I sit next to in maths
He just laughed at me.
And then a guy who sits a couple of seats in front said
'I wish I could find your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves'
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:rofl:
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[Bainesy]

fucking thread is full of idiots

i do hope you all try some of these pick up lines in the real world. perhaps if you are lucky you will get rejected big time, become depressed and fucking shoot yourself. then the world wont have to endure you and the complete idiocy held within these pick up lines

 

[annaward91]

"DID IT HURT? "

DID WHAT HURT?

"WHEN YOU FELL..."

FELL FROM ??..




"HEAVEN"

My Bf is gorge. love u babe














omg love this webby hey.. so gooooooodd
yehh babaeeeeee

 

[nerd4lyf]

if u wer a burga at mcdonaldz...ude be a McGorgeous

boiiz ... DOSENT WORKK :O

 

[Eightyseven87]

eh you could try the simple approach, confidently approach the hottest girl in the room, you should have a big guy on each side of you, bonus marks if she has a dweeb of a boyfriend

step1" YOU! your coming home with me!" and then if shes all like no way man i dont even know you, WTF is this bs! etc say
"You heard what i said bitch,"

works every time

LMAO, that was the funniest one I heard

 

[MaNiElla]

 

[Uncle]

i pick up a chick in a full nelson.
choke her unconscious.
drag her body to the back of the truck or call the colonel to arrange for a pick up.

usual pick up line.

 

[imoO]

I read a stupid one from a magazine a while back...

"can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money?"

 

[Chazure]

do you like maths?

Then add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and lets multiply!

 

[sassystudy]

a guy asked me " how do you like your eggs in the morning?" i replied "unfertilised" lol

I love this one I wonder what he was going to say if you hadn't said 'unfertilised' hehe. I'll definitely remember that one.

 

[Uncle]

next door neighbour is a bunch of horney people i keep hearing shit like:

electrician said i will remove your shorts.
plumber said i will fix your broken pipe.

then they hear the repo man comes and they think they are lebs and lock the doors shut and mess goes on,

 

[Wolf47]

Not quite a pick up line but its still brilliant.

Guy is sitting across the room and gestures for the girl to come to him with one finger.
Girl walks over and says "what?"
Guy says "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with two."

 

[Pacchiru]

a guy actually used that angel falling from the sky one
fucking lame