Re: them cityrail moments
i've had a few disturbing encounters...
once i suddenly heard all this splashing behind me and some kind of liquid all over the floor. there was a grotty old man there, and i still to this day do not know whether it was urine or whether he fell asleep and spilled his bottle of water.
bogan guy:
"she says i got her pregnant. so i said to her, you can't have a chocolate milkshake withhout the chocolate, and i didn't give her any of my chocolate"
scary crazy guy (SCG) and criminal bogan girl (CBG):
SCG: i'm involved in the second coming of jesus christ. it's going to be brilliant, they're going to come in spaceships and take us to the new earth, and the new earth is the floor plan of what heaven was supposed to be.
*random conversation*
SCG: that's a nice tattoo you've got. nice tattoo on a nice piece of titty.
*more conversation, SCG eventually leaves*
*CBG on phone*
CBG: oh i can't go then cause i'm flying up for my uncle's funeral. yeah it's all organised, cleared it with my parole officer and everything.
i also saw the mullet to end all mullets, on a guy at wolli creek station. almost the whole carriage was staring in both amusement and horror.
also, don't know if it counts as cityrail but when you get out of central to george street, where the park is, there was this aboriginal guy going off and screaming after this african guy, idk why probably he just didnt give him money. but he was just like "NIGGEEEEER!" and ranting and raving, i avoid that place when possible.