and the BOS award for most wink-smilies, lewd innuendos, attempts to pick up and references to non-existent sexual escapades goes to...
us.
i could have sworn that ur birthday was yesterday, jem...i had my apology all ready. who is on the 6th? anyway i couldn't get on because the computer police took my laptop away (it had a trojan on it and somebody was using my poor innocent puta to hack into big dotcom companies
) and i couldn't get near the family puta because the study police have rigged all sorts of alarms and trip wires outside my room so they know if my nose breaks contact with the grindstone even for a nanosecond.
but i am home alone today (HINT to mack, will, justin, basically anyone but that annoying gilly_aj shitwad) so this little mouse has been taking advantage of the cat being away... i have been out 'studying' in my new bikini (white with pink, orange, blue and brown polka dots, for those who care. v gorge.) on the trampoline. with my ipod. hehehe. i'm gonna fail, but i don't care!!! hurrah!
sunshine, lollipops and, rainbows, everywhere....*flashes a shirley temple smile complete with dimples at will*
KATH and KIM on tonight!!!