Ways of telling a girl........ (1 Viewer)

[z600]

Post'em up guys!

Whats the best way of telling a girl you like her or vice versa??
And whats your personal experience?

 

[S1M0]

Go study.

Girls get you nowhere mate.

 

[Dumsum]

Create a shrine for her and post lots of letters and flowers to her house, that'll win her over every time. Also make sure to be wherever she is at any given time.

Seriously.


Edit: If she takes out an AVO, that's just her playing hard to get.

 

[cl3nta]

Go study.

Girls get you nowhere mate.

agree and disagree. it's the obsession that gets you nowhere. There's nothing wrong with a positive relationship

 

[S1M0]

agree and disagree. it's the obsession that gets you nowhere. There's nothing wrong with a positive relationship

Hmmm....true.

But they never turn out "positive" do they?

 

[Darvids0n]

Well, clearly you need to spend more time with them. It's universally acknowledged as a good thing. You learn more about them and they get to learn more about you. You act friendly, they see that, they respond in kind (hopefully), and then you both become more comfortable around each other. Eventually you can tell them and they won't take it as a complete shock.

Or something to the effect of the above paragraph.

 

[mr_brightside]

Choreograph them a dance.

 

[Dave2007]

Well, before you can tell her you like her, you've got to really know her.

You need to make sure you're aware of her daily movements. What time does she shower? How does she get to school? WHAT DOES SHE DO ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONS!?!?

Memorise these patterns once determined, so that at any time you can just pop out and :wave: ...without getting

Now once you know this, you need a lock of her hair, or a pair of old panties (consider rummaging around in her bins). With these in hand, make sure you get a good sense of her scent.

Now you've got to make sure she knows you exist. Start talking to her whenever she looks down - If she's depressed about putting on a few kilos, you should be hovering just outside the bathroom window ready to swoop in and offer words of comfort. Gradually, you will need to slay the members of her family to create something of a "Shrine" of severed heads, spelling out I >3 you, so that she cannot be mistaken. She may be so overwhelmed with love that she tries to get away; DONT LET HER!!! Make sure you create a nice "lovenest" complete with s&m handcuffs so she's all yours!






Or maybe just say "Hey wanna go out next weekend?"

 

[AsyLum]

With a song!

 

[umop 3pisdn]

Well, before you can tell her you like her, you've got to really know her.

You need to make sure you're aware of her daily movements. What time does she shower? How does she get to school? WHAT DOES SHE DO ON WEDNESDAY AFTERNOONS!?!?

Memorise these patterns once determined, so that at any time you can just pop out and :wave: ...without getting

Now once you know this, you need a lock of her hair, or a pair of old panties (consider rummaging around in her bins). With these in hand, make sure you get a good sense of her scent.

Now you've got to make sure she knows you exist. Start talking to her whenever she looks down - If she's depressed about putting on a few kilos, you should be hovering just outside the bathroom window ready to swoop in and offer words of comfort. Gradually, you will need to slay the members of her family to create something of a "Shrine" of severed heads, spelling out I >3 you, so that she cannot be mistaken. She may be so overwhelmed with love that she tries to get away; DONT LET HER!!! Make sure you create a nice "lovenest" complete with s&m handcuffs so she's all yours!

After looking very closely at this plan, I have observed that it contains a fundamental flaw that would prevent it from winning a girl's affection.

...

Clearly the heads should spell "I <3 you", not "I >3 you".

 

[Born Dancer]

Choreograph them a dance.

hahaha you can be mine any day dathaniel


i would say with something like:
HAY BABEH. CARE FOR SUM SECKS?

 

[Not-That-Bright]

Warm their icy heart with a hot island song?

 

[nwatts]

Hmmm....true.

But they never turn out "positive" do they?

no never. which is why i've always found homosexual relationships to be far better for my well being.

 

[Born Dancer]

 

[ithinkurmumshot]

I like your shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[ElGronko]

Buy them a new tea cosy in the latest hip colours.

 

[AsyLum]

Personal experience points to the fact I'm shit at these things, so I'm going to sing the next time (but I'm horribly shit at singing so should be fun)

 

[all.time.fiend]

hire a skywriter.

or

hire a tank of helium, buy 1000 balloons and write 'i like you' on each one, then inflate every balloon and leave them floating in her room.

or

you could ask her to marry you and move to ibiza. you can travel there on the vengabus.

 

[Born Dancer]

or, you could just say

"hi i really like you. lets go out sometime"

















:wave:

 

[AsyLum]

or, you could just say

"hi i really like you. lets go out sometime"

That doesn't work !