What do you look for in the opposite sex? (1 Viewer)

[SipSip]

I wouldn't have wanted to attract her attention if she didn't have a pretty face six months ago...i don't go for the body first off

 

[thejosiekiller]

u want a guy to play "every little thing she does is magic" dont u?

 

[um..]

oh sorry

so does that like, mean we're going out now?

 

[PookieMonster]

so does that like, mean we're going out now?

i think so mate. good luck with that

 

[um..]

i wonder if i should wear my hair.....up

 

[PookieMonster]

i wonder if i should wear my hair.....up

no leave it out, oh itll be hot. can i be ur stylist on the night?
ill bring the curling wand....

 

[welshi]

did u know u can get curling wands that r smll...for ppl who have non-curly pubes.

 

[PookieMonster]

did u know u can get curling wands that r smll...for ppl who have non-curly pubes.

oh dear god thats worse than the idea of a merkin?
who keeps their pubes? honestly

 

[welshi]

i suppose if u had long and silkies instead of short and curlies there would be lucrative oppotunities in the merkin business.

 

[crazyhomo]

such a pretty house and such a pretty garden

 

[OZGIRL86]

i wonder if i should wear my hair.....up

up

 

[~Dreamer]

ive found out the hard way, guys can be bigger gossiping bitches than girls.
on that discovery, i want a non-bitchy person, but right now im in the hating- all - males mood.

 

[um..]

up

yeah you know, like a bouffant

 

[OZGIRL86]

that should look hot!

 

[spell check]

sense of humour so dry i suffer constant dehydration

 

[concession]

genetalia, preferably female

 

[Shuter]

Girl must have:
Long Hair

Decent intelligence level:
1. Doesn't have to be ultra smart, but has commen sense/social intelligence/good vocabulary (not so stupid has to ask what words mean or common things).
OR
2. has no common sense but is actually quite smart. Maybe sometimes acts a bit ditsy just for fun.
(yeah I know those two options are exact opposite of each other, but who knows why I like both)

Must actually get my warped/dry sense of humor, and laugh at it. (e.g. gets that I'm often being realllly sarcastic, actually finds it funny when I use stupidly long or outdated words, finds it funny when I make out of context Simpsons referances, when I act as if I can't do something even though I clearly can, when I make overly harsh comments just for the shock value, when I whinge or make a deal about something insignifcant even though I don't care about it)

Able to take jokes and sarcasm at their expense and able dish them back too.

Not one of those arts loving, cares for everything that moves hippies.

Cute! Slim and shortish doesn't hurt. Plays some sort of sport is also a plus.

Spontanious/Random helps (because I'm not sometimes, but I'll go with the flow)

Brunettes are usually hotter.

And absolutely essential: Always interested/listens to what I'm saying.

 

[evanish]

ummm..What i'd like in a guy:

-Sense of humour....if he can make me laugh i'm head over heels
-Intelligent
-Can talk for hours at a time
-Compassionate
-Able to stand my constant complaints and still wanna be with me
-Understanding
-Reliable
-Trust with my life
-Laugh at my jokes =)
-Can say i'm beautiful and actually mean it (not that it really matters but a girl likes to be complimented every now and again)
-Someone i would mind waking up next to in say...20 years time
-Doesn't mind if i'm flabby (ahahaha)
- Makes me feel needed
-Eyes have to be nice and a smile that's genuine

LOL..i've been told i'm rather picky when it comes to guys...but i've also been told that i deserve the best...lol...patience is a virtue i guess...i doubt i'll ever find anyone like that though *sighs*

 

[babydoll_]

man i give up on criteria, it'll never be satisfied and youll just get disappointed as you discover how unrealistic they are

only criteria i have is that the guy must be devoted to me and something else in his life, so he has a sense of direction (like career)

teh end

 

[um..]

that should look hot!

oh now you're just trying to flatter me