Recent content by Super King

To be stupid enough to undertake that kind of diet or believe any of that rubbish in the first place is enough to warrant her being labelled as retarded.

Well, we all know who is royally boned come next election.

Buy her chocolate and flowers, tell her her hair looks nice, and if she rejects you or acts weirded out sob uncontrollably in front of her and say your puppy died. She'll at least have to pity fuck you.

Sometimes, I dream about kissing your hand and wake up with the most incredible sensation in my groin region. However whenever I see you in public I sob uncontrollably from a distance and hope you'll pity me.

UTSbro here. From my ventures to UNSW, everyone seems pretty meh looking. UTS and USYD are prime unless you want subhuman scum at UWS.

No Mongoloids and no Negroids.

Please go out with me, you're all I have.

That everyone on BoS would bed Ms. Thatcher?

Look at all these god damn lefties touting their nonsense. Until you can give me something that works, I will not hear a word of your garbage. Bring down the system all you want friends, but remember who is paying for your Centrelink benefits that help you get by while you complete your Arts...

Look for a man dressed like James Dean.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Re: cityrail moments I needed to piss on the train after Big Day Out. So I did. Some guy in a blue shirt wasn't very happy about it and I was escorted off the train. That's the story of how I walked from Strathfield to Balmain.

On a scale of one to wet, how much professor dick will you be sucking?

Having a boyfriend is necessary. You should suck his dick to see if he's the right guy first though. Apparently if it's salty, he's not the one, and you have to look for another.

I will be at Orientation. Please don't leave me alone.