ClockworkSoldier
Clockwork Army
Dude.lol do it without telling your mum. one day she's walking downstairs and sees some random and she's like "ARRGGGGHHHH" then she'll get the broomstick on him and the guy will be like "BLLLERRRGHHHHH" then she's like "WHOOOPPP WHOOOOP WHOOOP"
lol or even better, get a really old guy or someone with a wild beard and messy hair renting then after like a decade she'll be like "ARRRGGGHHH IAN I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET A AHIRCUT, A SHAVE AND TO SLEEP MORE. LOOK AT ALL THOSE INSOMNIAC WRINKLES!!!" then the old guy is like "CAN I HAVE SOME BEANS PLEASE??? BEANS??? CHEESEE??? CHEESE??? CHANGE??? CHANGE???
You have mental issues...