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I plan to work full-time the whole 3 months. I was planning to make around $6000 in the holidays, around $500 a week, very achievable. what about you guys?

>72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. should add this >72.b) You add water to Listerine when you use it.

nice guys dont get the girl because: they're pussies, they're stupid.

Wow. Thats almost exactly what happened in my last relationship. Unfortunately I am that kind of person. The 'i dont like you 100%' but ill ask you out, just to see if it'll work, cause i DO like you enough (to ask you out). I do this, because of two reason; a)to see if i can like her...

if god does exist, hes pretty lazy.

that when you're old and saggy, and getting laid is not on the agenda.

in order to get laid, dont be nice to chicks. http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html

"dude, i hate your gf!"

well telemarketing($13+comm) or specialised direct sales($15+comm) or data entry jobs($16+)? i dont apply for retail shops, food stores and big stores like bigW and woolworths anymore.

that song sucks so bad.

my mum made this joke in a foreign language: "this is so typical of Australia, you either get a small midget guy or a big fat girl to become the Australia Idol". dont kill the messenger.

i use to bring all my shit, certificates and highschool crap. but when you're at my stage, where you realise, and you have the mindset that, the employer WANTS you, not the other way around, then all you need is your resume. So I just bring my resume, bank details, and TFN and some ID...

wow thats quality. *takes notes*. my friend told me to tell her im actaully gay, what you'd reckon? would she cry more? or feel better? haha.

i will actaully totally turned off knowing that chick has dated a friend of mine. BUT I have a friend who is going out with a friend of mine, who is the ex- of a friend of mine, of which this friend, knows the the friend that is currently dating the ex-. and therefore e=mc^2.

if i call her and say im sorry, its a sign of weakness. no way :P

I didnt really TURN down a girl. We dated for a while, and I just didnt like her anymore because of many reasons and didnt want to tag it along, hey better now then later? so did the 'i dont think we have the connection..blah blah..we can still be friends right?' she said she was...

"Able to swim" thank you thank you, no more drowning when the car rides into the lol.

TENACIOUS D!!! (if they're still alive)

gta :san andreas and gt4

finally its BAck. "the mole" and "the amazing race" are easily the best reality tv shows ever made.