I think we should make a parody of "Sexy and I know it" with the line "smart and I know it" and make the lyrics revolve around walking into an exam room with stuff like "girl, look at those marks" etc.
Given that you're new to Tech, you might not have seen this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7A7KcerSwk
Edit: You've obviously seen it because your first line comes from the song (didn't read your post properly)