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  1. AlleyCat

    Unconventionally Attractive Celebrities

    I used to like her when she was more understated and less "MY BOOBS ARE MY GIIRRRRLS!" Used to think she had a natural beauty, now all I see is a retarded cocker spaniel from the neck up. Kirsten Dunst disgusts me.
  2. AlleyCat

    Last movie you've seen?

    To be and to have - I was crying like a little baby by the end, in the middle of the screening at uni. I don't know why it affected me so much, but those kids were just so amazing and strong and funny and adorable. I must buy that movie...
  3. AlleyCat

    300: Written by Frank Miller (Sin City), Directed by Zack Snyder

    ^Needs more Branagh's Frankenstein. ...This film doesn't interest me.
  4. AlleyCat

    best movie of the 90's

    No I think she means the other 25th hour, Le heur Venti-Cinqueieme, a french/italian rom-com about suburban malaise, racism and teen pregnancy.
  5. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    She was uber-hot, and "DUSTIN HOFFMAN" stoned. Fat suits and old age makeup are cutting edge technology that have thankfully now been adopted by such other masterpieces such as Norbit and Big Momma's House 2. In my mind and those of learned others, Click will go down in history as the...
  6. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    I am so angry, it's all this fucking reverse racism bullshit. I mean, as if the makeup in Pan's Labrynth was better than that in CLICK! FUCK! I mean I would have understood if they'd made Ofelia FAT! or OLD! or GREEN or something, but they just put a little lip gloss on some fawns and some...
  7. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Thank golly. (Hi crazyhomo. How are you bb?)
  8. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Omg remember THIS! Joan Rivers ripped the shit out of her: JR: What are you wearing? FP: Alexander McQueen. JR: Was it a backup outfit or did you choose it? FP: He designed it for me. JR: It's...unique. (FP walks away) JR: How can someone with SO much money look SO cheap?
  9. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Blanchett looked BOOOORING. She is so white she's almost transparent. But it's not working for me anymore and she needs a new look/stylist cos she's turning into Fishsticks Paltrow v quickly. Pene Cruz had bad makeup, expecially compared to her exquisite beauty in Volver, and she looked...
  10. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Ok purely for looks, JLo was the best dressed/coiffed/made-up woman there. For charisma and sex appeal, Mirren. For wholesome goodness, tie between Witherspoon and Winslet. ...Oh and Weisz was gorgeous as always.
  11. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    I thought Foster looked ick. Winslet always looks hot. BUT the surprise bombshell for me was JLO! How stunning did she look!
  12. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    she defies the physical laws of the land, I don't know how many babies had to give her blood so she could look that FUCKING HOT. I am not exagerating when I say that she was the best looking woman there, all things considered...
  13. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    You didn't like? Why you no like? I like.
  14. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Well I hate the pity awards but it REALLY was his time. The Departed was FANTASTIC. Has neither Coen won? What a travesty... BUT HOW FUCKING HOT IS HELEN MIRREN?! BITCH IS LIKE 65!
  15. AlleyCat

    Ooooscarzzz

    Yay King Forest! Yay Queen Helen! Yay Master Martin! Yay Grandpa Arkin! Yay Belter JHud! Yay Pan's Labrynth! ...Poor Peter O'Toole. :( Ellen was so awesome, and how funny were Ferrel, Black and Reilly? Very!
  16. AlleyCat

    Oscars

    Well, CLICK lost best achievement in makeup, so FUCK THE OSCARS. :(
  17. AlleyCat

    Oscars

    LOL!
  18. AlleyCat

    Oh My God Stop Waxing and Shaving Now!

    That's not me... My legs are MONET'S, from far away they look smooth and hairless, but up close, if I don't shave/wax/epilate, I'm like an albino wolf. :o
  19. AlleyCat

    What did you just buy NOW thread?

    I just bought some sexy lace stockings with a seam at the back...:jaw: :jaw: :jaw:
  20. AlleyCat

    What I am doing/wearing today

    Going to meet and greet the newbies at unibar. Wearing: Jade beaded minidress, Black stockings, Black mary-janes, Gold bangles. Hair messy/wavy/up. Foundation, mascara, lip gloss.
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