In a year 8 year meeting, Ms Munro was holding up this prayer book to us and she said, "This is one of my favourite little books, I've had it on loan from the library for about two years now, so, ya know... if you've been trying to borrow it - bad luck." She was trying to be funny, of course, but no-one other than Hope laughed. Then Ms Munro looked at Hope with a "wtf" expression on her face:
And then the whole year group laughed, it was friggin hilarious!
Also, in year 9 (2008), Mr Kinchington, our 2007 ScienceA teacher was taking Catholic Studies A and was talking to Isabella.
Izzy: Sir, you skip stuff out that we're supposed to learn.
Mr K-dog (lol): That's because all the other teachers have to teach everything. I am just so above their level that I can skip it.
Something like that.
Also, in Year 9 maths:
Mr Newby: Did you do your homework, Elissa?
Elissa (aka "Woody" as in
Toy Story): Nope. No.
Mr Newby: Why not, Elissa?
Elissa: Ah, sir...I kinda ... I lost interest.
Mr Newby [laughing]: Now, now, Elissa...let's not do that...
Oh! I almost forgot.
Mr Procajlo (Senior School Coordinator, Site Manager and English teacher), lecturing Years 7 - 10 boys about the state of the toilets: The state of the toilets is horrible! Someone has
shitted all over the seats. Now, look, it's fine people that you're doing these things, it's all right... we'll get you some professional help and you'll be right. But if you do not have mental problems, if you are not
retarded then it is just wrong. The people doing this
shit are without a doubt in my mind, completely
mentally retarded.
One last one.
Zane [in Commerce, Ms Nelson was there to monitor Miss Higgins' progress]: So, Miss, are we doing something fun in Geography in fifth period?
Ms Nelson (sarcastic): Oh, yes, as always it is going to be absolutely
riveting...
That's all I think of for now. I may add more if I think of any.
James