Ever had sex on the beach? (1 Viewer)

[MuffinMan]

yea c'mon, the beach is a lovely place to have sex on, u just gotta plan it and know how!! lol
me and my bf have sex on the beach all the time...he just has these 2 really big sleeping bags that we've zipped together to make one massive one and just hop in and go for it! its so warm if its a cold nite and then no one can see u either....good idea i reckon. anyways, yea :uhhuh:

hmms where did u get ur nickname from

 

[jumb]

this thread puts that annoying song in my head
sex on the beach
one you cant sing out loud
so its literally in my head argh
etc

Yeah, me too.

I wanna have sex on the beach, come on everybody, sex on the beach etc.

 

[HellVeN]

But with shrinkage it might become only 8'' or something!!

 

[um..]

i dont mind it, the isolation usually means passers-by cant hear the girl screaming

 

[MuffinMan]

the beach is not isolated

 

[mmm_sofay]

the beach is generally isolated at night

 

[Katie123]

jeeeez...i'll tell ur bf that, he'll be dashed! dashed i say!!!!

tell him...... ?dashed? is that a good thing or a bad thing.
ur very unclear mr bradford

 

[OZGIRL86]

yehh...at this rate i'll be able to BUY my way 2 sex on the beach

haha.. i hope you get your moneysworth

 

[PookieMonster]

too sandy didnt like it. ive had sex on the rocks at susan gilmore. and on the lookout ovr the top of it.

 

[Arvin Sloane]

I've had sex on pookie, does that count?

 

[Hippy La-Laa]

Mmmmmm. Gritty.

 

[Arvin Sloane]

She says the cream is helping, but who really knows?

 

[stainmepink]

how about bluebottles, stinky crabs and weird shellfish.

... never thought about THAT did you O_O

 

[jumb]

how about bluebottles, stinky crabs and weird shellfish.

... never thought about THAT did you O_O

That's why you bring something to lay on.

 

[rumour]

how about bluebottles, stinky crabs and weird shellfish.

... never thought about THAT did you O_O

You don't eat crabs?


They don't smell then?!?!?

 

[boasboy]

yer what about those poisonous dart shells that kill you in one shot.

 

[stainmepink]

have you thought about small white crabs crawling up into your pubes?

see now thats just disgusting. why cant you just have sex in a bed or a toilet like normal people?

 

[boasboy]

i think crabs nipping around there would be a more disgusting and painful thought..

confine urself to the safety of your bed.

don't let the bed bugs bite !

 

[OZGIRL86]

have you thought about small white crabs crawling up into your pubes?

see now thats just disgusting. why cant you just have sex in a bed or a toilet like normal people?

in a toilet? ewwwww

 

[stainmepink]

in a toilet? ewwwww

infact maybe just a bed. simple and sweet.