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Resident Apologetic
i remember one of my old teachers went 'ptsshhhhh',
and kind of flexed his biceps , whilst doing those KISS rock signs.
and kind of flexed his biceps , whilst doing those KISS rock signs.
The French, Commerce and Math teachers sayings sound exactly like the teachers from my school. I think we go to the same school. What a coincidence.speedofsound said:God I just spent about 2 hours reading through this thread lol. Absolutely classic.
Here's some from my school:
There are 2 drama classes, this year my class has a different teacher, but the other class had her last year as well. She says to her other class: "you guys are my children, but my other class are like my adopted children I've been forced to love."
Year 10 Geography teacher: <LINK href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMELANI%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel=File-List><STYLE> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Wingdings; panose-1:5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; mso-font-charset:2; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:0 268435456 0 0 -2147483648 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} /* List Definitions */ @list l0 {mso-list-id:421950264; mso-list-type:hybrid; mso-list-template-ids:-352802128 67698689 67698691 67698693 67698689 67698691 67698693 67698689 67698691 67698693;} @list l0:level1 {mso-level-number-format:bullet; mso-level-text:; mso-level-tab-stop:36.0pt; mso-level-number-position:left; text-indent:-18.0pt; font-family:Symbol;} ol {margin-bottom:0cm;} ul {margin-bottom:0cm;} --> </STYLE>“My husband and I were playing charades in the holidays and I gave him intergenerational equity… he couldn’t do it”
I used to have this crazy Maths teacher in year 8... she said the weirdest things ever. She always called us chickies.
<LINK href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMELANI%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel=File-List><STYLE> <!-- /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </STYLE>- “Chickies, if you’re having a problem with a question, come and ask me because I’m the maths doctor! I treat sick maths! Fully sick maths!”
- "Hey! Chickies! Stop clucking!"
- "Hey! Listen to your mama!"
My year 8 French teacher always used to threaten to jump out the window/kill herself (this said in a Vietnamese accent) if we failed a test.
One of my English teachers (she is a riot): <LINK href="file:///C:%5CDOCUME%7E1%5CMELANI%7E1%5CLOCALS%7E1%5CTemp%5Cmsohtml1%5C01%5Cclip_filelist.xml" rel=File-List><?xml:namespace prefix = o /><o:smarttagtype class=inlineimg title=Embarrassment smilieid="3" alt="" border="0" redface.gif="" smilies="" images="" namespaceuri="urn:schemas-microsoft-com<ST1>T</ST1></st1:city>hat make up is ludicrous. You could scare little kids with that make up, it’s not Halloween. I’m serious. That make up is absolutely LUDICROUS. Does anyone know what that means?!”
She always used to say the most random things too... <STYLE> <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Wingdings; panose-1:5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; mso-font-charset:2; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:0 268435456 0 0 -2147483648 0;} /* Style Definitions */ p.MsoNormal, li.MsoNormal, div.MsoNormal {mso-style-parent:""; margin:0cm; margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:12.0pt; font-family:Arial; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman";} @page Section1 {size:612.0pt 792.0pt; margin:72.0pt 90.0pt 72.0pt 90.0pt; mso-header-margin:36.0pt; mso-footer-margin:36.0pt; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} /* List Definitions */ @list l0 {mso-list-id:397243347; mso-list-type:hybrid; mso-list-template-ids:1872426232 67698689 67698691 67698693 67698689 67698691 67698693 67698689 67698691 67698693;} @list l0:level1 {mso-level-number-format:bullet; mso-level-text:; mso-level-tab-stop:36.0pt; mso-level-number-position:left; text-indent:-18.0pt; font-family:Symbol;} ol {margin-bottom:0cm;} ul {margin-bottom:0cm;} --> </STYLE>“You know the artist Andy Warhol? Well, my dog is named after him. My husband always calls him Andy Pandy and he always talks to him and I always say, ‘you know, he’s never going to answer.’”<O></O>
HT of Maths telling us about senior Mathematics. "You don't have to do maths next year, but in year 10... your souls are ours."
My Commerce teacher always calls us terrorists/turkeys/turtles/etc.
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haha WGHS yeah?Beckerella said:The French, Commerce and Math teachers sayings sound exactly like the teachers from my school. I think we go to the same school. What a coincidence.
that's creepy. my maths teacher also talks about what things will make the markers orgasmic. so not right.Ms. BRIGHTSIDE said:I swear my legal studies teacher comes out with some of the best shit.
This was a couple of days ago when we got our trial exams back:
TEACHER: So, in the HSC chuck 'Locus Standi' into your response, it'll make the markers cream.
STUDENT: I put it in my trial.
TEACHER: Did you?
STUDENT: Yes, Ha! Found it!
TEACHER: Hmm, maybe that's why I was wet?
My English teacher is pretty funny and mostly gets everyone in the class laughing. His famous sayings are:Jezzakar said:My previous modern teacher (best teacher ever) used to go off on so many random tangents and had us all in stiches. he was awesome.