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Fav. Teacher sayings? (6 Viewers)

sonyaleeisapixi

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"Pack an extra blanket if you're a cold fish!"
"Pack your combs."

- previous ancient history teacher on our excursions to sydney.
i miss that guy.
=[
 

jaggy snake

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Our principal is full of sayings, the most prominent one being "IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE HERE, GO HOME!"

Several people in my year mimic his voice a treat :D

Our Physics teacher always says, "Right, these people may leave..." and then doesn't send anyone out, just gets on with the lesson :S

This isn't a saying, but our English teacher always gets chalk on her face/clothes, v.funny especially when she's walking around the room trying to be serious, but looking like a twat because she has chalk all over her. Also, once her pants button was undone in class.
 

raniaaa

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my maths teacher says "it is VERBOTEN to divide by zero!"
 

morganjane

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My english teacher has given us a mantra for the HSC;

"You will be essay writing machines!" *cue over-expressive eyebrows*
Shes awesomely funny
 

bawd

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1. (annoyed) Such a BMW (Big Mouthed Woman)
2. Do you want to join the SRC? (Student Rubbish Collector)
3. Shut up!
4. Aoiye, quieet.
5. Killing people is fun. (in reference to GTA)
6. Mario is the best!

Compliments of my Mathematics teacher. :)
 

Devouree

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midifile said:
Wow. Massive bump.

Chemistry teacher: Carbon can lose or gain electrons. It likes to swing both ways.
Idiot kid: Like a homosexual.
Teacher: No like a bisexual.
Hah, reminds me of my chem class. Seeing as I go to an all-boys school, our teacher makes so many sexually orientated comments...
 

hollyy.

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the other day my eng ext teacher sang the class a winnie the pooh song. twas funny.
 
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one of my fav one is from my maths teacher

" go take a drink from the fountain of maturity"

and

" [ insert name here] this is you personal invitation to start you work"
 

lyounamu

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"There should be no spoon-feeding and pull your fingers out and do some work!"
 

Genshin

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My english teacher says "bubble down fizzy" when ever someone gets too excited - which considering its english isn't very often..


but I believe it comes from the "My Little Pony Movie" showing the quality programing that the english staff actually watch...

I love it though - makes me lol =)
 

ital101

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In Year 9, to Zachary, Tim and curly-haired Zane, Mrs Ryan said:

"Hi gay, Tim and Curly!"

OMG that was hilarious. Poor Zac was subtely called gay! And Mrs Sewell, my Advanced English teacher, frequently threatened to kill us in Yr 9, and still does. :D "You're lucky I am not in possession of an axe, for your essay is so poorly written I though fleetingly of a career change from English Coordinator to axe-murder or better yet, axe-wielding maniac. Now Rico, sit down!" :D

:p so funny
 

lorikeet

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My art teacher always says 'swiftly' and 'vexing'
 
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My english teacher is always quoting Little Britain and The Catherine Tate Show.
Seriously, every lesson he asks us if we are 'bovvered'.
 

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