Music Teacher: T.G.I.F ... oh wait.. I have to teach year eights next... OH GOD I HATE YEAR EIGHTS!
Random Little Student: Sirrr...
Music Teacher: *glare* What do you want?
RLS: Just to say hi.
MT: Go away, you annoy me.
*to me*
MT: OMIGOD! You were going to drop music! I so don't like you any more! If I see you in the playground and you say hi to me, I'll just flick my scarf over my shoulder and walk away like this! *flicks scarf, raises nose so that he looks like a snob and saunters off*
Science Teahcer: I've been told that giving birth is like shitting a melon. (mind you, this is when we were in year eight, so it kinda scared us to hear a teacher swear ^_^)
Deputy: You know what? I like you. You're very weird and way-out-of-left-field. I voted for you, you know, have no idea why you didn't get captain...
*last week, after being attacked by a student who is very unpopular with the teachers*
English Teacher: Why didn't you, you know, hit her back? Even just a little bit? No one would have minded...