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Fav. Teacher sayings? (5 Viewers)

virgin^sexy

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legal studies teacher:

'war is horrible, girls. sometimes it makes you want to be a hippie!'

english teacher:

'come on girls, we all know that 2 + 2 =5'

'the fire looks very warm'

student in maths class: miss, i need help!
maths teacher: yes, i know you do. but i don't do extreme makeovers.
 

Tenille

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Originally posted by snapperhead
oi.....shut your mush girly!!



sorry zoe...couldnt resist
pfft *flicks hair*

What do you call a sheep with no legs...





a cloud
 

addict

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a friend of mine told me that one of his teachers, after telling then that she was thinking about what to give them for their next assignment and one of the guys said "oh, how sweet, you were thinking about us in your spare time.." replyed "if i was boys, i wouldn't have had sex with my boyfriend last night"
haha, gold!!!
 

Bizzy Bone

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lol

A few years back, i remember our commerce teacher tellin sum chix at the back to "shut the fuck up you sluts...thats it...GET THA FUCK OUT"..
He aint at our skool no more..
rofl
 

Alex_H86

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our teacher, if you say 'oh god' says," oh Mr JOnes will do." and makes crap jokes like that...but they're funny
 

Slidey

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"Sex On Hills Can't Always Have The Overall Advantage"

That was my year 10 maths teacher. =/
 

televators

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my physics teacher...

'practice doesn't make perfect... PERFECT practice makes perfect'

'syllabus document'

'pink elephants'
 

_muse_

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Slide Rule said:
"Sex On Hills Can't Always Have The Overall Advantage"

That was my year 10 maths teacher. =/
haha my year 10 teacher said " Sex On Hot Coals Always Hurts The Old Ass"
i thought it was hilarious coming from like a 60 yr old...
 

thejosiekiller

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josie (english sdv teacher) - "im off on a tangent & u dont like me?"

helen (bio) - "dont listen to me"

rob (maths 2U) - "u want solutions??!!.......how about 1 hint."

jusy (legal) - "anyone hurts my son and ill hunt that bastard down"
 

tomorrows_angel

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don't know if this has already been said, but our deputy principal said on assembly:
"this is a hands OFF school!!!" and "you're not supposed to be touching each other." or something like that. it was funny.... we all burst out laughing!
ummm there's also an art teacher who uses the word "essentially" in every sentence... now that is annoying.
 

DeepDarkRose

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some teachers can be so funny! here are some of mine:
~ art teacher while we were supposed to be watching a video: "Shut up and watch the naked people!!!!!" referring to the artworks in the video

~ geography teacher "if anyone ever scares you, you go up to them and say 'come HERE YOU SEXY BEAST' and do this" and pretended to knee the male student where it really hurts

~ maths teacher knows all the bus timetables of not only sydney, but also perth and adelaide, and if an answer in maths is the same as the number of a bus route, proceeds to tell us ALL about where it stops and what time it comes etc

~ my friend's teacher from another school "The hsc is the modern equivalent of those rituals where the youth was taken up to the mountain top and had his teeth knocked out."

~ various teachers "could you stop TOUCHING each other???" to female and male as well as male and male

~ instructions from science teacher "you [to my friend], see me at lunch to get that note, you [to me], cut your hair!!!"

~ english teacher to a male student "YOU! You're buff and brawny, come help me carry this!"

~ another maths teacher who uses stories to teach us maths "hi i'm delta! i represent the discriminant. Sometimes I go zoom, sometimes i go whoosh." and also invented a dance to teach us logarithms known as *the logarithm dance*

there have been heaps more over the years, can't remember any more now...
 

Adrian.

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My old English teacher (head of English) got up on assembly and said "No balls are allowed in Q Block (The English rooms), if anyone has their balls out in Q Block I'll confiscate them."
 

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