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Amber knows that she is probably on the evil phallus of doom (tm) list, actually probably at the top, for initiating poor the n00b's consistent referal to various species of water birds.

Oh, and Amber agrees wholeheartedly with Katie's diet. Although a diet consisting entirely of McChicken burgers, coke and McCafe frappes suits Amber just fine at the moment. (That's how much time she is spending there....sighs....)
 

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Well technically it is not Evan's list as he secretly raided it from Alan. This list contains incriminating evidence against all IPR members especially Justin and a ritual involving a nun, a rhino, Alan and a lot of Vodka. Everytime an IPR member has met with Evan's approval he has stricken them from this list. So far only Marcus for his good taste and Katie for her speedy apology has done this. Evan warns that Justin must do something that meets with Evan's approval soon or Evan must release the pictures to go with the ritual Justin was apart of. The only way for Justin to do this is if he saws his own leg off.
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAH!
 
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Justin sighs and starts looking for the chainsaw...

He wonders how Alan can even remember that night...
 
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Justin deducts two respect points from Amber's total because she's crawling. :p
 

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Next is Amber's task.I have saved the worst for you.
*DunDunDuhhh*

You must tell everyone u know that .... Paris Hilton is your idol, hero and role model
 
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kami said:
Next is Amber's task.I have saved the worst for you.
*DunDunDuhhh*

You must tell everyone u know that .... Paris Hilton is your idol, hero and role model
Justin asks if he can do that instead, since he can't find the chainsaw.
 

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Justin will just have to use sandpaper then. Lots of it
 

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kami said:
Next is Amber's task.I have saved the worst for you.
*DunDunDuhhh*

You must tell everyone u know that .... Paris Hilton is your idol, hero and role model
Well, in the words of Paris Hilton -

"Every woman needs four animals in her life. A mink in her wardrobe, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for her shit."

:uhhuh:
 

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hotcocoababe said:
Well, in the words of Paris Hilton -

"Every woman needs four animals in her life. A mink in her wardrobe, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for her shit."

:uhhuh:
Well if Amber feels the challenge is not difficult enough Evan could make it harder
 
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Justin decides that trying to get off Evan's list is a waste of time, and just makes his own.

So there.
 
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Justin thinks it goes into tacos. Mexicans eat tacos, and Mexicans speak Spanish, and Spanish is similar to Italian. The logic is undeniable.
 
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Justin says it is obviously the shell, as the mince is made from cows... or if cows are not present: rocks.
 

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Evan is miffed so releases pictures of Amber's affair with Sean Connery to the web.
He also adds that Amber should know that italian food has inbuilt blackholes to get rid off the leftovers, Evan should know as he has made use of this many times get rid of relatives.
 
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Although Evan's randomness is very amusing, Justin would like to move on into a serious debate about degrees of closeness.

Which is closer: almost or nearly? Discuss.
 
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