Important - Please Read (3 Viewers)

[kami]

Marcus puffs himself up, and says: "wait until you meet me!"

But wasn't the extra puff the whole issue?

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus has no back hair, solemnly informs Katie that Alan is probably not interested in her because of unstated reasons, and suggests that she gets one of those ticket-numbering systems. He also would like to say: "please don't slap me".

 

[super katie]

Katie would never slap Marcus! Unless he wanted her to

 

[kami]

Marcus has no back hair, solemnly informs Katie that Alan is probably not interested in her because of unstated reasons, and suggests that she gets one of those ticket-numbering systems. He also would like to say: "please don't slap me".

Would this ticket system be anything like at the train stations?
*All aboard Katie*

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus raises an eyebrow, and considers Katie's statement.

 

[jhakka]

Justin has no back hair.

 

[super katie]

Katie thinks Evan deserves a slap. No one is allowed to board Katie without her say so and she takes offence to being likened to a train, as everyone knows that cityrail trains are ugly, dirty and overused.

 

[goldendawn]

Yeah; and if Katie were a train then people would be riding her at the most inconvienient times. It's clearly not suitable. Though Marcus hears that doorknobs are very egalitarian, because everyone gets a turn.

 

[super katie]

You cant hurry good pizza

 

[Llyrai]

*DECKSLAPS EVAN (On Katies behalf)

 

[kami]

Then perhaps Katie should be the Titanic and get a limited offer of Leonardo Dicaprio for the first ticket.

 

[super katie]

Alan is awsome, and strangely alluring

 

[goldendawn]

Marcus observes that he hasn't been deckslapped in a long time.

 

[kami]

Evan thinks Alan is much more effective when he uses the whips and chains

 

[super katie]

Katie would deckslap Marcus but she hasnt the right equipment, instead she offers him a cheesestick? mmmmm processed cheese

 

[goldendawn]

Evan thinks Alan is much more effective when he uses the whips and chains

Marcus suggests that bedknobs and broomsticks work much better.

EDIT: A cheesestick is rather phallic.

 

[jhakka]

Marcus suggests that bedknobs and broomsticks work much better.

Justin used to like that film.

 

[kami]

Marcus suggests that bedknobs and broomsticks work much better.

What about bowling pins?

 

[super katie]

Katie has never seen Bedknobs and Broomsticks, but would very much like to watch it. She likes Mary Poppins though.

"My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon."

 

[goldendawn]

Katie's little rhyme is lulling Marcus to sleep. He must depart, lest he doesn't. Farewell I-PR, and goodbye!