Masturbating before exams. (1 Viewer)

[Triquetral]

BAHAHAHHAHAHH! Made the paper. That's brilliant shit right there LOL

 

[Azure]

must be a slow news week lol

LOL

+1

Find it pretty amusing though.

 

[bell_9192]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the best shit EVER!!!!
OMG! this is funny

 

[cinderrellla]

hahahahhahahaahhaha
this is so good!

 

[copeys]

I'm amazed they actually published that...

 

[lukadore]

ladies and gentlemen.
being the creator of this thread, featured in SMH, i will be taking photos and doing autographs for fans on townhall steps tomorrow between 4 and 5pm.
If you want me to sign photos of myself, you can print off your own, or i'll be selling photographs of myself for $10 each, and if you want to have a photo taken WITH me, it will cost $15 and $20 if you want me to smile.

Thanks loyal fans.
Lukadore (as featured in SMH Diary)

 

[boxhunter91]

Congratz, you must be so feel proud. And btw it worked well for me. Like it has all year

 

[trano]

i think i'm gonna be sick

 

[lyounamu]

ladies and gentlemen.
being the creator of this thread, featured in SMH, i will be taking photos and doing autographs for fans on townhall steps tomorrow between 4 and 5pm.
If you want me to sign photos of myself, you can print off your own, or i'll be selling photographs of myself for $10 each, and if you want to have a photo taken WITH me, it will cost $15 and $20 if you want me to smile.

Thanks loyal fans.
Lukadore (as featured in SMH Diary)

cya there. your achievement is one of the 7 wonders (or whatever the number is) of the world.

 

[Dibbles]

Whats funny is that you're probably not even joking

 

[Omie Jay]

it will raise your...


...marks.

 

[DimiD]

BUMP!






















































...in my pants

 

[I Study Hard]

I would have lol'd if they put in quotes taken from our responses to this thread ;D
Congratz on making the paper Lukadore.

 

[JexL]

LOLOL congrats

 

[louy]

After Masturbating, I stop being distracted by porn and can study better

 

[LordPc]

the 95% of the news the media provides us with is ridiculous enough

its good to know that there the calibre of reporters being hired and paid to write the news is still at such a high standard

 

[DimiD]

the 95% of the news the media provides us with is ridiculous enough

its good to know that there the calibre of reporters being hired and paid to write the news is still at such a high standard

Amen! thank God they got it right for once.
:jaw:

 

[bayside9]

lol, funniest thread I've read in a while

 

[absorber]

ladies and gentlemen.
being the creator of this thread, featured in SMH, i will be taking photos and doing autographs for fans on townhall steps tomorrow between 4 and 5pm.
If you want me to sign photos of myself, you can print off your own, or i'll be selling photographs of myself for $10 each, and if you want to have a photo taken WITH me, it will cost $15 and $20 if you want me to smile.

Thanks loyal fans.
Lukadore (as featured in SMH Diary)

Legend.

 

[Aerath]

OK, I thought this was a lame thread initially.....that was mocking the whole: "Good luck charm before exams" or the "lucky underwear on exam day" threads. But, Lukadore, well done. Must've been a slow news day.