Naked Art??? (1 Viewer)

[KeepHoldingOn]

I do not bath. I do not acknowledge the concept of nudity.

This thought goes against my religion and all I stand for. I do however resist the urge to indulge in aesthetics... So you my dear child, need to layer up - make use of that glue and have your fleshy externals melded into the form we can appreciate, modesty comes in all forms.

Exercise your modesty.

Art has only one purpose, that is to burn the eyes of those Biblically opposed to the notion of indiscretion.

My dear child you are talking about religion to an Atheist...
your religion probably has me nailed to a stake or stoned to death because of my none belief
but i believe in other aspects in life other than obeying ridiculous rules/guidelines by some religious driven nut-job

you have every right to believe in your religion as do i...
however do not make obscene comments and statements about art which
you have no knowledge of or force your beliefs on other people by telling them
to apply glue to their skin so as to hide it under clothing

i will exercise my modesty when you exercise your common sense

 

[KeepHoldingOn]

Lighten up hon'

Learn to differentiate between trolls and people.

I believe you should be telling yourself to lighten up
lighten up about the human body and it being naked
and lighten up about your religious beliefs....
they've obviously affected your brain's ability to think clearly

and i know what a troll is by speaking to you...

 

[zietanus]

"i don't like bridges that go to dump places"
"art is meant to make your brain happy"
?????????????????????????????????????

I am intending to be soft and quiet but you want to argue so much, that is not effective thinking.

Maybe if you first answer above things you quoted of me that would seem more like being smart???

seriously you moron grow up!
you clearly know nothing of art...

How do you know what you say? What if you were talking to one of the best artists in human history?

I know about art...... I know that it is better when it makes everyone happy or changed, not when it makes you mad and puts banana in your face when kids are there. What do you think about that???

If human does not see weird thing here something is so wrong....

throughout history artists have created statues, paintings & sculptures of the human body in its purest form: which is nude

It is also the most bananaiest form.

Maybe take off your clothes first and walk around in front of everyone before make believe that naked in your face is a good idea.

I am not afraid to see naked people, I am just mad to see naked people being dumb and having their clothes off pretending it is normal in my face.... like in naked art.

and i know what a troll is by speaking to you...

Only one person is mad or make situation messy here: you.

 

[Ivorytw]

I believe you should be telling yourself to lighten up
lighten up about the human body and it being naked
and lighten up about your religious beliefs....
they've obviously affected your brain's ability to think clearly

and i know what a troll is by speaking to you...

Awesome.

 

[KeepHoldingOn]

I am intending to be soft and quiet but you want to argue so much, that is not effective thinking.

Maybe if you first answer above things you quoted of me that would seem more like being smart???

How do you know what you say? What if you were talking to one of the best artists in human history?

I know about art...... I know that it is better when it makes everyone happy or changed, not when it makes you mad and puts banana in your face when kids are there. What do you think about that???

If human does not see weird thing here something is so wrong....

It is also the most bananaiest form.

Maybe take off your clothes first and walk around in front of everyone before make believe that naked in your face is a good idea.

I am not afraid to see naked people, I am just mad to see naked people being dumb and having their clothes off pretending it is normal in my face.... like in naked art.


Only one person is mad or make situation messy here: you.

So when your kid eats a banana does it realise its eating a penis?
Seriously that's just how childish you make all of this sound

Well if i were to talk to a great artist about this issue i would be talking for many years as there are too many grand artists to speak of and talk to
Art is not there to make humans happy or change...art is there to be viewed, interpreted, criticised, to express what the artist was thinking, feeling (etc)


Me taking my clothes off and walking around naked is completely different to a stationary statue/sculpture posing nude as a piece of art.
Seriously if you despise nude art so much stop complaining to everyone and try and avoid viewing it as best as humanly possible

And do not imply that i am mad or make this situation messy...when you my troubled individual need to open your eyes into the 21st Century and realise the times have changed

 

[cookie.banana]

ebony is probs the wittiest and funniest person on b.o.s

 

[mobilephone99]

Seriously "zietanus" do you live in Rome or something?
Or some street where naked statues are lining the road?
What has fuelled this rage about naked statues?
Did your parents only provide you with naked statue dolls instead of action figures?

 

[zietanus]

So when your kid eats a banana does it realise its eating a penis?

I dont have kids, I was just saying...

No, they will probably think the statue was wearing a banana to cover his... banana.

Well if i were to talk to a great artist about this issue i would be talking for many years as there are too many grand artists to speak of and talk to

Good idea: there are too many good artists so it is better to talk to none or you will take too long.
(sarcastic)

I think that is not a smart way to do it.

Art is not there to make humans happy or change...art is there to be viewed, interpreted, criticised, to express what the artist was thinking, feeling (etc)

Wow then art is so dumb. I thought thats what politics is for.

Ill be right back I have to go "view and interpret" some art, this is going to be fun. Maybe it would be better then if artists wrote down some reason on the bottom of each picture of what they were thinking so I don't have to try and guess, especially "modern art".

Artist says: "This picture looks like spaghetti because I was so hungry and only had 2 colors of paint left since I used all the other colors for a GOOD painting."

Me taking my clothes off and walking around naked is completely different to a stationary statue/sculpture posing nude as a piece of art.

Statues look like people. They are only a certain % different in the mental.

Basically you are sidestepping everything I am saying instead of answering in a good way... I WIN!!

when you my troubled individual need to open your eyes into the 21st Century and realise the times have changed

Naked art has been since the cavemen in Egypt.

I think it is because there was no internet so basically they could make porn for "art" and say it is so special because there are so small number of artists in those days.

 

[KeepHoldingOn]

Seriously "zietanus" do you live in Rome or something?
Or some street where naked statues are lining the road?
What has fuelled this rage about naked statues?
Did your parents only provide you with naked statue dolls instead of action figures?

Oh thank christ!
finally someone seeing my point of view

 

[KeepHoldingOn]

I dont have kids, I was just saying...

No, they will probably think the statue was wearing a banana to cover his... banana.


Good idea: there are too many good artists so it is better to talk to none or you will take too long.
(sarcastic)

I think that is not a smart way to do it.


Wow then art is so dumb. I thought thats what politics is for.

Ill be right back I have to go "view and interpret" some art, this is going to be fun. Maybe it would be better then if artists wrote down some reason on the bottom of each picture of what they were thinking so I don't have to try and guess, especially "modern art".

Artist says: "This picture looks like spaghetti because I was so hungry and only had 2 colors of paint left since I used all the other colors for a GOOD painting."


Statues look like people. They are only a certain % different in the mental.


Naked art has been since the cavemen in Egypt.

I think it is because there was no internet so basically they could make porn for "art" and say it is so special because there are so small number of artists in those days.

God you blabber on

we both have different view points alright
you disagree with it
and i don't care if a statue is showing a breast or penis
nothing wrong with a naked piece of artwork
you will disagree because you don't like the idea of this
good for you in having your own opinion and standing up for that
but i really don't care okay
you won't change your mind on your belief no matter how much i tell you about it and vice versa

www.idontcare.com.au

 

[fernando]

what's a boob?

 

[Ivorytw]

what's a boob?

Palindrome.

 

[fernando]

Palindrome.

A nut for a jar of tuna.

 

[Ivorytw]

Now, sir, a war is never even–sir, a war is won

 

[zietanus]

God you blabber on

we both have different view points alright

Zietanus prevails a good argument!!!!

Just kidding. But for next reference, study how to do a good argument because you need to tell me how my things are wrong not just say that they ARE because you said so.

The world will never be changed by people who don't know how to argue.

 

[Ivorytw]

Zietanus prevails a good argument!!!!

Just kidding. But for next reference, study how to do a good argument because you need to tell me how my things are wrong not just say that they ARE because you said so.

The world will never be changed by people who don't know how to argue.

You're wrong.

Because I said so.

 

[Shibby.........]

For your information, nude art is not as crude and disgusting as you make it out to be.

Nude art is a celebration of ones self and being. By being able to post nude they can accept them selves as being beautiful human beings in their purest and most innocent form, when they are not being portrayed as being something else becouse of the clothes they wear.

Displaying the human body is not an act of evil, nor is it wrong for children to see it. Nude art is not PORN. PORN is something completely different. It is not a celebration of the human body, it is just a vulgar content that men get of on.


This video sums it up perfectly, and hopefully it will enlighten you.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=6rPjzJUG1l0

 

[zietanus]

With your way of logic I can make a nice video with sad music about how I like to roll in the TRASH, trash is romantic...

With a open brain anything can be seen as good, like lots of the things that are dumb that people like.......

 

[that bloke]

ebony is probs the wittiest and funniest person on b.o.s

i know i'm impressed, a little aroused even..

hey, would a naked statue with a boner be pornographic i wonder??

 

[Tully B.]

No, art is meant to make your brain happy

This is all subjective.
I've seen plenty of shit art with no naked people in it, and plenty of good, tasteful (in my opinion) art with naked people in it.
Your opinion approaches ignorance, however I suspect it is purely a case of extreme simple-mindedness (nice way of saying stupidity).

NAKED art that is not doing anything except being naked is dumb... Most especially when you have young kids and there is a naked man statue and your little girl says "Dad what is that???" I say it is a banana....

First of all, stop saying "dumb" so Goddamn much.
Second, telling your children that a penis is called a "banana" is one of the most irresponsible things I have ever heard. None of this "pipi" "wawa" crap, give them their proper anatomical names, so as to not confuse the fuck out of the children.

I dont like bridges that go to dumb places. Isnt it much, much easier to not have a giant naked man statue on the side of my street? That is so dumb... how can a someone like naked statues all over the place? What is wrong with that? That is so dumb....

What?! Bridge... dumb places...
STOP SAYING DUMB!
Idiocy to the max.