ORGASMS - faking it, etc (1 Viewer)

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yeah hi. i faked it once and my boy didn't know. the trick is not to do it too loudly and just moan a bit. i haven't done it since then coz i don't want him to find out.. anyway i do actually hav real orgasms
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Eclipse789 said:
yeah hi. i faked it once and my boy didn't know. the trick is not to do it too loudly and just moan a bit. i haven't done it since then coz i don't want him to find out.. anyway i do actually hav real orgasms
lol
stop reviving old threads you dipshit troller
 

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Personally I'd prefer my partner be honest with me. If what I'm doing is crap, tell me why it's crap and how to correct it. If you're feeling too tired/sick/not in the mood to orgasm, again, tell me. Personally I'd feel insulted if a girl felt the need to fake it just to satiate my ego.

And on the semen production thing, after about the 2nd or 3rd go within a few hours you still ejaculate, but it's only a couple of drops.
 

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Re: The Big O!!

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Orgasms....so everyone are u loud quite??

who fakes it?? im just really curious..cos one tym wen i faked my guy got really cut lol
I try purposely not to be loud.
I've never faked it.
 

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Re: The Big O!!

wunce my hot b/f sed dat he wldnt stop hmpin me until i orgsmd and lyk i wsnt in de mood for it so i kinda feiked it..

i sed

"oh my god i'm hvin a massiv orgasem ryte now oh baby oh baby"

i tink i ova did it
 

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i think you can tell with a guy what is fake and whats not...
dont know with a girl (lol) but i think its too much effort to fake it lol
if he doesnt do it for you, then too bad, move on lol
 

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Re: The Big O!!

Skeeta said:
wunce my hot b/f sed dat he wldnt stop hmpin me until i orgsmd and lyk i wsnt in de mood for it so i kinda feiked it..

i sed

"oh my god i'm hvin a massiv orgasem ryte now oh baby oh baby"

i tink i ova did it
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *explodes with laughter* oh my god seriously, that was fucking funny shit.
 

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MzbLaZeIT said:
i think you can tell with a guy what is fake and whats not...
dont know with a girl (lol) but i think its too much effort to fake it lol
if he doesnt do it for you, then too bad, move on lol
Girls are stupid; they can't tell. They don't expect it. They're always thinking that they should fake it.

One of my girlfriends faked it on me. So the next time I faked it to see how she reacted. And unlike the "So what? All girls do it." of last week, she told me off and we broke up because I "[was] lying to [her]".
 

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Wolfowitz said:
Girls are stupid; they can't tell. They don't expect it. They're always thinking that they should fake it.

One of my girlfriends faked it on me. So the next time I faked it to see how she reacted. And unlike the "So what? All girls do it." of last week, she told me off and we broke up because I "[was] lying to [her]".
LOL its so true
Yeah i think it is impossible to win against the girls unless you are an actor. which most guys aren't
summing up YOU ALWAYS LOSE
 

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Glen Anderson said:
LOL its so true
Yeah i think it is impossible to win against the girls unless you are an actor. which most guys aren't
summing up YOU ALWAYS LOSE

if a guy faked it i wouldnt really care, i find it pointless lol
as long as i got my satisfaction, he just put in more effort to fake it lol
when he could of jst said
nope im not gonna blow, do this, or do that.. etc

girls arent that dumb.
 

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LOL this thread is hilarious I've laughed the entire time reading it! Faking orgasms is lame...I find if the other person isn't doing it for you, being vocal and telling them what to do is the best way! I've only ever faked once...and then I felt SO ridiculous, bahaha! Honesty is the best policy, trendsetters!
 

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