"Stephenie Meyers can't write" - Stephen King (1 Viewer)

SnowFox

Premium Member
Joined
Jan 27, 2009
Messages
5,455
Location
gone
Gender
Undisclosed
HSC
2009
She has a different target audience?

What is with people and their narrow perspectives. =='

I love both authors !
I love King's horror and suspense novels
and I do love Twilight too...

So, basically, both authors have different types of genres and different target audiences.
You don't see Meyer writing about a New Age where people are being turned into zombies by just picking up their phone, or a murderer that kidnaps a random passerbyer.
Nor do you see King writing in conditions that suit the reading level of a 13 year old.

So stop the bashing please :)

I could shit on a piece of paper and it would be better then her writing.
 
Joined
Mar 23, 2009
Messages
96
Gender
Female
HSC
2010
Twilight is shithouse and lame and I cannot understand why so many people find it so great.

Stephen King is infinitely better at everything.
Strangely enough, i had the same debate with a junior the other day. I finished reading "The Vampire Armand" and i was comparing Meyer with Anne Rice with the librarian. Oh gawd. i could have killed that junior with the damn book!!!
She's like: "Oh, but Edwards soo hawt"
I'm like: "HE'S A FRICKING BOOK CHARACTER"
Her: "but Robert P is so hawt!"
Me: "THEY HAD TO CG HIS BODY. IS THAT NOT TELLING YOU SOMETHING?!"

It ended with the librarian taking my side, hurhur. I'm still cringing from the fact that she bought the french version of twilight for the foreign languages section. Eww.
 

Serius

Beyond Godlike
Joined
Nov 10, 2004
Messages
3,123
Location
Wollongong
Gender
Male
HSC
2005
No.

But plenty of people hate on Britney, Lady Gaga etc.

Even though they are clearly better than them.

Power + Money > everything k.
I just needed to quote to highlight the incredible stupidity of this statement.

This is the average intelligence of your average twihard fan.
 
Joined
Dec 18, 2007
Messages
3,411
Gender
Male
HSC
2009
Uni Grad
2013
Uh no.

Harry Potter was also targeted as kids but does the series detest people as much as Twilight? No of course not, because it's actually well written.
It seems I cannot help but to agree with pretty much everything you say, lol.
 

klaris

Member
Joined
Mar 23, 2009
Messages
966
Gender
Female
HSC
2011
Meyer doesn't know shit from clay.

Re-used plot.

All characters need to GET OVER THEMSELVES.

It's only popular because 12 year old's think they're cool reading about a 17 year old girl in "love" with a vampire.

You can "read" it by skimming it.

Meyer's doesn't understand that no one likes condescending bitches (Bella in other words)

Also, you just don't write down to your audience. If the tweens weren't so infatuated with Edward's "hot" they would realise that.

GRR. Even typing about this is making me angry.
 
Last edited:

jiratic

Member
Joined
Nov 23, 2008
Messages
48
Location
Chatswood
Gender
Male
HSC
2010
i agree sort of, but Harry Potter isn't exactly well written. If you were to judge it purely by its writing it'd be a 7, 7.5 out of 10.
what makes harry potter so readable, is the depth of plot, it has one of the most intricately constructed plots of any novel i've ever read.
I'm not saying the writing's bad, and yes it is written for a young demographic, but Dahl and other children's writers do have a higher quality of prose, plot with standing.
 

klaris

Member
Joined
Mar 23, 2009
Messages
966
Gender
Female
HSC
2011
+1 to above post.

I read the first 70-100 pages of Twilight. I had no desire to read anymore. I realised it was just a heap of whinging, moaning bull with no plot or character development whatsoever.

The plot is just...ugh.

In a sentence: it is all over the place.

I could go on for hours though.

There is a reason why only tweens read Twilight and people aged from 7-70 read Harry Potter.
 

SnowFox

Premium Member
Joined
Jan 27, 2009
Messages
5,455
Location
gone
Gender
Undisclosed
HSC
2009
i agree sort of, but Harry Potter isn't exactly well written. If you were to judge it purely by its writing it'd be a 7, 7.5 out of 10.
what makes harry potter so readable, is the depth of plot, it has one of the most intricately constructed plots of any novel i've ever read.
I'm not saying the writing's bad, and yes it is written for a young demographic, but Dahl and other children's writers do have a higher quality of prose, plot with standing.
But no one ever said Dahl was a shit author.
 

Cinnamonster

Active Member
Joined
Nov 20, 2008
Messages
1,322
Location
Somewhere in the general vicinity of the Universe
Gender
Female
HSC
2009
+1 to above post.

I read the first 70-100 pages of Twilight. I had no desire to read anymore. I realised it was just a heap of whinging, moaning bull with no plot or character development whatsoever.

The plot is just...ugh.

In a sentence: it is all over the place.

I could go on for hours though.

There is a reason why only tweens read Twilight and people aged from 7-70 read Harry Potter.
Uh, sadly, this is not true.
I've seen a fair few women wearing 'I Love Edward' shirts.
 

jiratic

Member
Joined
Nov 23, 2008
Messages
48
Location
Chatswood
Gender
Male
HSC
2010
well heres an interesting tidbit. When millions of 40 year old women oggle at lust Taylor Lautner and twiligth underageness it's ok.
if a bunch of 40 year old guys were to, and situations were reversed they'd be in for a lynching.
 

Uncle

Banned
Joined
Feb 5, 2009
Messages
3,265
Location
Retirement Village of Alaska
Gender
Male
HSC
2007
its twilight so no care.
make sure to engage in garlic and silver SAA fights at every twilight convention.
show them how italians make a good meal out of them.
 

Villa94

Member
Joined
Oct 18, 2009
Messages
127
Location
Tas
Gender
Undisclosed
HSC
2010
Twilight sucks, simple as that, like in all romance movies/novels nothing happens, as for the Edward guy he was better off deceased when Voldemort 'The Allmighty' killed him in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Good Quote

Also Twilight is so shit i dont know why so many people all go with the hype
 

klaris

Member
Joined
Mar 23, 2009
Messages
966
Gender
Female
HSC
2011
I nearly died today when I saw Wuthering Heights had been given a "Twilight make-over"

The cover was in the font and style of Twilight and on it it had a stamp that said "Bella and Edward's favourite book"

UGH.

Why take one of the most tragic, well-written romances of all time and make it an EPIC FAIL with a "Twilight make-over"
 

-may-cat-

Tired Member
Joined
Feb 1, 2008
Messages
3,472
Gender
Female
HSC
2008
I nearly died today when I saw Wuthering Heights had been given a "Twilight make-over"

The cover was in the font and style of Twilight and on it it had a stamp that said "Bella and Edward's favourite book"

UGH.

Why take one of the most tragic, well-written romances of all time and make it an EPIC FAIL with a "Twilight make-over"
o_O

...


why
 

Absolutezero

real human bean
Joined
Nov 17, 2007
Messages
15,077
Gender
Male
HSC
N/A
I nearly died today when I saw Wuthering Heights had been given a "Twilight make-over"

The cover was in the font and style of Twilight and on it it had a stamp that said "Bella and Edward's favourite book"

UGH.

Why take one of the most tragic, well-written romances of all time and make it an EPIC FAIL with a "Twilight make-over"</SPAN>
As would many others. Twilight makeover... WTF.
 

Users Who Are Viewing This Thread (Users: 0, Guests: 1)

Top