Swizzle's Love Thread - Post anonymous messages to your secret crush (16 Viewers)

[pony_magician]

My message to my secret crush is so violent, so disturbing, so sick, so twisted, so horrific, so sadistic, so shockingly cruel that she might think i'm a psychopathic serial killer of women......

Oh wait, I AM A PSYCHOPATHIC SERIAL KILLER OF WOMEN. AND SHES NEXT.

funny

 

[kaz1]

Remember guys if you're gonna admit to a girl you've had a crush on her don't tell her it was for too long.

i.e if you tell her you've had a crush on her for a few weeks thats fine.

But if you say you've had a crush on her for more than 6 months it could come off as extremely creepy(more than a year is stalkerish).

can be romantic

 

[Absolutezero]

can be romantic

In an 'I keep collected strands of your hair in an envelope next to my bed' kind of way.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

can be romantic

creepy.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I wish you would just tell me how you honestly feel. I really do


I think you sort of know how I feel.

 

[b00m]

I wish you would just tell me how you honestly feel. I really do


I think you sort of know how I feel.

I hate you more than anything in the world <3

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

I hate you more than anything in the world <3

at least i know how you really feel

i dont know if my heart can go on </3

 

[KatherinePierce]

lul kidnap me sure
but...
This needs to be fixed.

Please.

 

[Riproot]

*poke*

 

[kaz1]

It's coz I'm black ain't it?

 

[Riproot]

I'm sorry for saying your name wrong while I was drunk... and less sorry for molesting your face... but more sorry for kissing your friend. (HE KISSED ME!)

 

[kaz1]

creepy.

 

[ZombieApocalypse]

y u no like me?


stap it rahhhnn, you're hurding me

 

[horny unicorn]

I'm sorry for saying your name wrong while I was drunk... and less sorry for molesting your face... but more sorry for kissing your friend. (HE KISSED ME!)

y u no like me?


stap it rahhhnn, you're hurding me

lul kidnap me sure
but...
This needs to be fixed.

Please.

Dear friend,

Ive been wondering for the past three months why you never bothered to keep in contact with me. Not that Im emotionally distressed by it, but its just made me wonder a lot, thats all.

lol
you guysss

 

[KatherinePierce]

lol
you guysss

 

[kaz1]

Dear friend,

Ive been wondering for the past three months why you never bothered to keep in contact with me. Not that Im emotionally distressed by it, but its just made me wonder a lot, thats all.

intaresting

 

[mirakon]

Kaz brah u havent contacted her in 3 months, ur in son

 

[horny unicorn]

honest question
are you a fan of bdsm

 

[Riproot]

wassup cunt

Don't act like that was the comment that made you realise they're a cunt.

 

[KatherinePierce]

honest question
are you a fan of bdsm

Hahaha, whaaaa.