The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[The.BbyGrl]

Wanna go halves in a baby?

 

[kekeheaven]

no.1 - me: is ur dad a terrorist
She: (Whatever her reply is)
me : CUZ UR DA BOMB!!!


no. 2 Me : does ur dad own a bakery
she : (Whatever her reply is )
Me : cuz u got nice buns *WINKS WINKS*


Note Readers Do not try this in real life situations unless u want to get a rhinocceros running at u

 

[PrettyVacant]

"Hey, didn't you grow up on that poultry farm?



'Cause you're sure good at raising cocks!"

 

[Dr_Doom]

"Hey, didn't you grow up on that poultry farm?



'Cause you're sure good at raising cocks!"

HAhahaha! Thats gold!

 

[littlewing69]

*on schoolbus*

Me: *points to stop button* Hey, you wanna get off with me?

 

[PrettyVacant]

Hahaha.

 

[2sense]

X: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
y: No.
X: Enough to break the ice.

 

[AntiJap]

Are you a horse?

No.

Can I ride you anyway?

 

[Darkening]

Hahaha!!!

 

[todro]

my mates is this

*see's girl*
shouts: " HEY GUUURRRRLL COME OVER HERE N ILL FUCK U IN THE ARSE TILL UR NOSE BLEEDS"

 

[robo-andie]

my mates is this

*see's girl*
shouts: " HEY GUUURRRRLL COME OVER HERE N ILL FUCK U IN THE ARSE TILL UR NOSE BLEEDS"

Oh how successful that must be

 

[todro]

yah its preety good sometimes "OI GIRL.. HEAD JOB..."

 

[misskaylie88]

the worst would have to be...
ive lost my number can i have yours
...its ridiculous and not original and seeing it on a supre tshirt just makes it even worse

 

[*Love-2-Hate-U*]

hey sxc, I lost my sim card, can I please have yours?

 

[Namlet]

Did you just fart because you blew me away.

 

[sladehk]

Did you just fart because you blew me away.

are you hurt?
coz he just fell outta heaven

 

[Namlet]

Do ye mind if I fired me cannon through ye porthole?

 

[poiuyt68]

I wanna be on you.

 

[breaking]

yah its preety good sometimes "OI GIRL.. HEAD JOB..."

leb, i presume?

 

[Gilbert1]

you're oh-so-subtle

i just scabbed it off this site though http://blogs.smh.com.au/samandthecity/archives/2006/05/pickup_lines.html

research for EE2 .. no seriously

The bus story in there is written beutifully. I rcomend everyone to read it