The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)

[dora_18]

I've been to gay clubs, not tranny ones though. Actually, gay clubs can be quite fun

its funny attempting to distinguish the gay guys from the straight ones....picking up is impossible...but fun...

 

[robo-andie]

its funny attempting to distinguish the gay guys from the straight ones....picking up is impossible...but fun...

excuses ... excuses.

 

[Harry Seacombe]

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

Ultimate Icebreaker: Fat Penguin! (boom boom)

 

[vogue]

i know im not fred flinstone but i still can make your bed rock


listenign to that was a painfull experience

 

[sunjet]

people actually use these? lolz.

 

[Rinni]

"lets play hide-n-seek, if u find me u get 2 fuck me.. if u cant.. im in the closet"

LOL I love it. Would definately laugh if anyone said that to me. Not at them but with them

 

[Darkening]

I had an email... SPAM of course...

"Nice shoes, wanna F*$#"

When i saw that im like... HAHA!

 

[Dr_Doom]

was it SPAM or was it PAM

LoL that was lame

 

[hyparzero]

was it SPAM or was it PAM

LoL that was lame

yea it was

 

[tlodg]

computer geek pick up lines are very funny
i wonder if anyone actually uses them
they must have great courage to do so

 

[stazi]

*hand chick a towel*
Girl: "What's that for?"
Guy: "That's for you to wipe your face after I cum on it"

 

[megz2410]

I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

 

[Ennaybur]

*hand chick a towel*
Girl: "What's that for?"
Guy: "That's for you to wipe your face after I cum on it"

:O

 

[nandayo]

*hand chick a towel*
Girl: "What's that for?"
Guy: "That's for you to wipe your face after I cum on it"

bwahaha.

 

[pulsado]

"Hey baby, i'm like a rubik's cube, the longer you play with me the harder i get"

 

[tlodg]

"hey, you look familiar..."

"hey, (NAME)! .....
oppps, sorry I thought you were my friend.
you really look like my friend."

 

[Dr_Doom]

I do that heaps not to try and pickup, but because alot of ppl I know look so familiar

 

[mm99]

"Hey you've got nice legs, what time do they open?"

HAHAHA!!!

I'd give it a 10/10 for sleezy...

 

[tlodg]

I do that heaps not to try and pickup, but because alot of ppl I know look so familiar

what if u're a man
but someone called you by a girl-name

"Stephanie!"
"???"
"opps...I thought you were my friend stephanie"

(and u're obviously a man)

 

[mm99]

HAHAHA!!!! that would be a really awkward situation!