Rinni
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Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven I mean.
The World of Pick-Up Line (1 Viewer)
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butch14589
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do u get fries with that meal?Dreamerish*~ said:"If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous."
didnt i see u on the news? or Arent u the rich guy?
"You know what looks good on you? ........... My body."
"You look so innocent and horny at the same time ......... it turns me on."
"Wanna hear a lame joke? .............. A sexy girl like you rejecting me."
"You're prettier than Jessica Alba, I'd choose you over her."
"My nuts are so dry they are cracking, can you water them with your saliva?"
"You look so innocent and horny at the same time ......... it turns me on."
"Wanna hear a lame joke? .............. A sexy girl like you rejecting me."
"You're prettier than Jessica Alba, I'd choose you over her."
"My nuts are so dry they are cracking, can you water them with your saliva?"
paulie-NesiAn
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a milf used a pick upo line on me once....
she goes "i need ur cock"....i go alrite and then we hit it on...this was on a vacation to the ivory coast (cote de voir)...and then later that night while we were in bed i had the urge to play counter strike...but she used a pickup line " if u were a hang gliding plane id hang myself on u".....bro the ivory coast (cote de voir) is a paradise for shaven heavens and milfs with filth
she goes "i need ur cock"....i go alrite and then we hit it on...this was on a vacation to the ivory coast (cote de voir)...and then later that night while we were in bed i had the urge to play counter strike...but she used a pickup line " if u were a hang gliding plane id hang myself on u".....bro the ivory coast (cote de voir) is a paradise for shaven heavens and milfs with filth
lolAntonTheswan
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1. She used a "pick up line " in bed.
2. You would prefer to play counterstrike than make babies.
3. You were bowled over by "If you were a hang gliding plane, I would hang myself on you." - That doesn't even make sense.
By my deductions, you're a gimp...
And lying....
And a virgin...
And probably gay.
2. You would prefer to play counterstrike than make babies.
3. You were bowled over by "If you were a hang gliding plane, I would hang myself on you." - That doesn't even make sense.
By my deductions, you're a gimp...
And lying....
And a virgin...
And probably gay.
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Some of you may recognise this little line...actually, it's more of a lesson for people who would use cheap lines (like myself). (The following story is only partially true)
I walked up to a hot chick one night in a club. As I decided to hit on her I found myself faced with two options.
A) Be friendly to the girl and and promote a long and romantic relationship where emotions are more important than sex.
B) Go up to her and ask: You wanna have sex?
Anyway, the next few months of having my bones knit made me realise something...
Should've gone with A.
I walked up to a hot chick one night in a club. As I decided to hit on her I found myself faced with two options.
A) Be friendly to the girl and and promote a long and romantic relationship where emotions are more important than sex.
B) Go up to her and ask: You wanna have sex?
Anyway, the next few months of having my bones knit made me realise something...
Should've gone with A.
