Why don't girls like me :( (4 Viewers)

[Arcorn]

[Insert rape is great picture here]

 

[ClockworkSoldier]

That's over 9000 but in the wrong direction. lmao.

Correction: That's under negative 9000!!!!!

 

[Dr_Fresh]

LMAO. i love how this thread ('why dont girls like me') eventually turned into being about shadowdude.

 

[slyhunter]

It's obligatory for every L&R thread to discuss Shadowdude.

 

[MysteryGenius]

it's boring

 

[Garygaz]

not even norton can save you from shadowdude

 

[Riproot]

LMAO. i love how this thread ('why dont girls like me') eventually turned into being about shadowdude.

Well, it's a typical question of Shadowdude to ask because girls don't like him.

 

[Absolutezero]

not even norton can save you from shadowdude

Bitches don't know 'bout my norton

 

[Shadowdude]

im not actually another shadowdude since im trolling half the time. its a mixture of true/troll info. up to u to decipher it

Right, and we're totally going to believe you're -not- trolling. ok

You know the ones you have to pay for don't count right?

Nice.

Well, it's a typical question of Shadowdude to ask because girls don't like him.

Don't worry, I'm sure the girl you knocked up hates you too.

lol Shadowdude please post a picture

Go find one.

 

[Riproot]

Don't worry, I'm sure the girl you knocked up hates you too.

Quite the opposite, my good sir.
Btw, she would've had to have liked me in the first place to let me knock her up. So, your logic is lacking.
But she still likes me anyway.

 

[Shadowdude]

Quite the opposite, my good sir.
Btw, she would've had to have liked me in the first place to let me knock her up. So, your logic is lacking.
But she still likes me anyway.

Intoxicated and incoherent =/= likes you.

 

[Riproot]

Intoxicated and incoherent =/= likes you.

We were dating, stupid cunt.
When was the last time you had a girlfriend?

 

[L]

i'll help you

say hello

then be like yo i like dick

den be like come wif me beb

den drag her to a corner and hold her hipes

den kiss her on da lips and be like oh lol guess im not gay afta all

 

[SylviaB]

(you're supposed to quote Dr Fresh)

you seem to have dr fresh's romantic situtation all figured out

made any similar progress with your own?

 

[Shadowdude]

We were dating, stupid cunt.
When was the last time you had a girlfriend?

My girlfriend status matters how?

you seem to have dr fresh's romantic situtation all figured out

made any similar progress with your own?

Yes, actually. I'm going to ask a girl out this week. I was going to ask her out on Friday last but she had to get to class, ONE SECOND BEFORE I WAS GOING TO ASK HER OUT <_<

Quite annoying.

 

[Riproot]

My girlfriend status matters how?

lol you guys think girls don't like me
That's funny.

Connected the dots yet?
Let me make it clear. If girls actually liked you - as you seem to think they do - you would have dated one by this stage of your life.

Yes, actually. I'm going to ask a girl out this week. I was going to ask her out on Friday last but she had to get to class, ONE SECOND BEFORE I WAS GOING TO ASK HER OUT <_<
Quite annoying.

YOU NEE TO TELL US HOW THIS GOES!!!
OMFG I HOPE HE WRITES A FUCKING BOOK ON HIS REJECTION!
You have to post pics of her too, so we know she's not ugly and shit.

 

[M3H]

shadowdude do u hav a bf?

 

[Arcorn]

shadowdude do u hav a bf?

His hand doesn't count.

 

[Shadowdude]

Connected the dots yet?
Let me make it clear. If girls actually liked you - as you seem to think they do - you would have dated one by this stage of your life.

So under your scenario - if a girl likes you, any girl at all, you automatically date that girl. Even you can admit that logic fails.

YOU NEE TO TELL US HOW THIS GOES!!!
OMFG I HOPE HE WRITES A FUCKING BOOK ON HIS REJECTION!
You have to post pics of her too, so we know she's not ugly and shit.

No, I already have the assurance from BOS-ers that I know personally that she's not ugly and shit. i.e. I'm not giving you fapping material.

Also, I'm not gonna write a book about my rejection - because I'm not going to be rejected. Hopefully. =P

 

[Riproot]

So under your scenario - if a girl likes you, any girl at all, you automatically date that girl. Even you can admit that logic fails.

No but it proves beyond all reasonable doubt that attractive girls like you, because if an attractive girl liked you, you'd go out with her. Hence, totes logical.

No, I already have the assurance from BOS-ers that I know personally that she's not ugly and shit. i.e. I'm not giving you fapping material.
Also, I'm not gonna write a book about my rejection - because I'm not going to be rejected. Hopefully. =P

I don't need fapping material mate, I'm not you.
But if you do you'll come on here and sulk to us, right?