what are easy, guilt free ways to become friends with girls at Uni? (1 Viewer)

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drop your pen, then "accidentally" touch her leg while you reach for your pen.
What is an easy way to get kicked in the face?

/jeopardy
 

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I don't need to go to uni to make friends - I moved to the new place on Thursday and this beautiful (and sorta geeky) girl is moving into a room nearby, and coincidentally undertaking the same degree as me. Who knows what'll flourish from this first encounter (lulz, Shadowdude here much?).

I think the best way to meet anyone to be friends, is just to use some courage and say "Hi". Something has to come from it! A sneaky way that I've used is sorta getting into a situation where you're in the same room and can't really avoid each other and so conversation usually follows (although you'd have be bored or desperate to use this; lulz).
 

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I don't need to go to uni to make friends - I moved to the new place on Thursday and this beautiful (and sorta geeky) girl is moving into a room nearby, and coincidentally undertaking the same degree as me. Who knows what'll flourish from this first encounter (lulz, Shadowdude here much?).
DO IT. Also hows the new place going?
 

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What is an easy way to get kicked in the face?

/jeopardy
Two-thousand more for you! =P


Anyways, Aquawhite - see? That's good. Though that kind of opining language on random chance encounters is my domain alone =P
 

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I need to make some attractive female friends at uni to go to the races with.

I'm not missing out on the races this year and i dont want to go with ugly girls.
 

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I need to make some attractive female friends at uni to go to the races with.

I'm not missing out on the races this year and i dont want to go with ugly girls.
Clone yourself. You'll be with the most beautiful girls then.
 

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hahaha aw I'd have to use a bucket of make-up on each me to get beautiful.

Seriously, they could all be average with goodish bodies. I just want well dressed mildly attractive female friends to go to the races with.
 

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I need to make some attractive female friends at uni to go to the races with.

I'm not missing out on the races this year and i dont want to go with ugly girls.
good for you brah

i'd recommend hanging around some upscale clubs and bars or whatnot

you can't really find anything but uggos in prole places
 

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good for you brah

i'd recommend hanging around some upscale clubs and bars or whatnot

you can't really find anything but uggos in prole places
parole places???

sorry I don't go to such places willingly.
 

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lol no attractive working classes? LOL



too many scumbag chicks you meet in clubs.

Dont have the right decorum for the races.

I need some pretty private school girls or well educated girls.
 

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lol no attractive working classes? LOL
well there are bound to be a few

but hot women dont marry working class yobbos much and hot women are more likely obviously to have hot babe daughters

yeah that girl is gross as fuck but there are some clubs that screen out trash like her

i meant classy places mang
 
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well there are bound to be a few

but hot women dont marry working class yobbos and hot women are more likely obviously to have hot babe daughters

yeah that girl is gross as fuck but there are some clubs that screen out trash like her

i meant classy places mang
yeah classy places screen them out but doesn't mean they have the right decorum to spend a day at the races with me
 

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mmm.
I think its easier to find these girls at uni.
 

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Just to help some of u guys (most likely those who come from an all boys school), i'll leave it point form cuz my essay days are over.
- Lose your pride man, some of you pretty much think of how wrong things can go before you even start the convo, then follows the thought of how embarrassed you'll be if u fail and every time u see her ur gonna feel like a loser. If you dont believe in urself dont expect anyone to believe in you. The main reason most guys cant start a good convo is the amount of fear u guys have if u fail.
- I'm pretty sure 9/10 most guys who wanna talk to a girl they dunno is cuz they are interested (initially it will be looks hahahhaha), for uni peeps. Come on man ur like 18+ now, its not like primary school where girls bite. If your gonna talk to some1 ur interested, who cares if she knows of ur intentions ( girls aint stupid, they can sniff it out in no time) just drop that pride and try your luck. if it doesnt work out then so what its not the end of the world, if u see each other and she looks at u smile and give her a wink. girls like men not kids
- The best start up convo when i first started uni was "Hey, hows it going" and then leg it from there. Everyone is at a new playground, no1 knows what u were so see it as a fresh new start for some of those who didnt have the best high school years.
- A sneaky way i was taught before I started uni was on ur first week go to lectures 10 mins early and scout around for any girls u may wanna start a convo who is not sitting with anyone, sit next to her and say "Hey, hows it going" works most of the time cuz if they are sitting on their own then they have no friends who is studying that subject. Girls do not enjoy solitude so if u give her that company, you've got urself a friend. You have 4 lectures and 4 tutes for those studying full time so you have 8 chances per sem excluding joining clubs and other activities the uni may organise, so ur chances are quite high :D Me and my friends did this during our first 2 weeks and we befriends with about 20 ppl by the end of week 2 and uni is hell nice when you have a big crowd to hang with.
- Remember, if ur scared and dont believe in urself 9/10 you will fail. Life is a sale, whether it may be a product, idea or ur personality. If you dont believe in ur product dont expect anyone to buy it. Some of you will say "its easier said than done" which is true but if u dont start and embarrass yourself to lose that pride nothing will change.
Hope this helps for those who will be starting uni in march, uni is an awesome place to socialise and find a gf if u dont already have one or to just expand ur network. GL guys hope ur uni years will be more than just pumpin the books. Sorry about the long post

P.S: If anyone has notes on business studies, modern/ancient history please let me know. I have a lazy lil bro i need to tutor this year so any help would be much appreciated :)
 

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- A sneaky way i was taught before I started uni was on ur first week go to lectures 10 mins early and scout around for any girls u may wanna start a convo who is not sitting with anyone, sit next to her and say "Hey, hows it going" works most of the time cuz if they are sitting on their own then they have no friends who is studying that subject. Girls do not enjoy solitude so if u give her that company, you've got urself a friend. You have 4 lectures and 4 tutes for those studying full time so you have 8 chances per sem excluding joining clubs and other activities the uni may organise, so ur chances are quite high Me and my friends did this during our first 2 weeks and we befriends with about 20 ppl by the end of week 2 and uni is hell nice when you have a big crowd to hang with.
Sounds like a plan.


And that's not a long post. I've done long posts. That's like a tenth of what I consider a 'long post' =P

And sorry, I have no notes on those subjects...
 

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I just plan on having a schooner every day before tutes.

Nothing like the old Dutch courage.
 

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Morning unibar is not the best way to start your day. End it though, yes.
 

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