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Word of advice: this thread doesn't belong in Love and Relationships.

*reads again* You know, you actually make sense if you read: ... as... Perhaps it was your intention to include that comma? Or were you planning on making no sense, and contradicting yourself in subsequent posts?

Clean the shit out of your eyes and read Genesys's post again. He never said you justified murder, asswipe. EDIT: Sorry, Genesys... I acknowledge your rampant womanhood.

Hayden: 150 n.o. at lunch. Yet another First Class attack bullied. :(

Woohoo... looks like McGrath will be okay for the decider. Only concern is lack of match practice...

TAFE, eh? Then jump each other's bones.

5th Test - The Oval September 8-12

... through a peephole. Wait... that doesn't make sense.

... through a peephole.

... through a peephole.

Hehehe, well, see they've invented this thing called Private Messaging. You should try it some time.

I don't see what's so hard to figure out. Two balls. Two girls. The maths works out on its own.

It's bad, but not THAT bad. If you ask me, what made it worse is that he confessed two years after the event.

Everyone who is bitching about Australia's run rate, go and watch baseball. EDIT: In hindsight, a game where there are often less runs scored than innings played might not be the best substitute for a slow-scoring test match.

Hey! I got something for you!

First and foremost, make sure he doesn't overcharge you. Some other things to consider: 1) Condoms or no condoms? (Any discounts for 'going natural'?) 2) Spit or swallow? (Any discounts if you swallow?) 3) Any 'mates' rates' discounts? 4) How much support/compensation does he pay for...

Yo, KANGA, answer my question already:

God, it's because of all of these x-day superstitions that guys like me laugh their asses off, and can't take any of you girls seriously.

There's something I've been meaning to ask you. Given your extensive (and that's putting it mildly) knowledge of the Bible and Christianity, I would assume that a vast proportion of your life is devoted to strictly religious matters. With this in mind, how did you settle on the username...

(Inside the Head of God) Hey! I have a cool idea... Let's make this race of people imperfect, and demand them to be perfect! When they become imperfect (as they inevitably will), let's make them repent their sins for merely acting as their 'programming' directs them to. But, uhhh...