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i had a friend called patrick wang who looked just like that

fast ed from better homes and gardens

i ate so much meat today. like a small goat's worth

what's your beef with khalid sheikh mohammed?

i've got dark rapist eyes. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Skafbilal.jpg perfection

i still boil water on a stove

When Townie rapes your arsehole, what goes through your mind?

Why are wedding dresses white? To match a bride's kitchen appliances. HI-5!!!

ahahahahahaha oh my god

i heard you're like a total minga. true/untrue?

That's because you're stupid.

That's because you're a pussy.

i once had this girl tell me that i'm an absolute moron for not believing in star signs, since everything she's read about her star sign has come true for her. i told her to fuck off :D HI-5!!!

Re: Official: September 11 it's a gun. way to ruin the joke

susan's

Go buy some chains and locks from your local Bunnings, lock your school gates and throw away the keys.

Re: Official: September 11 Lol, you crack me up, Ibrahim.

Re: Official: September 11 you say that, but really you're preparing your kalashnikov, aren't you?

Re: Official: September 11 That's the definition of 'antisemite'.

I use a miswak stick.