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Wow! It took you five months to say that 'come-back'. You fail. Also - Use correct spelling/punctuation when “dissing” me please.

hold her close, put your fingers through her hair - touch the back of her neck - kiss her. FFS its not that hard with eyes closed.

nah you might get away initially, but then you'll get so much shit as soon as they see you with another girl.

i dislike you.

@CEIL I didn't actually know that. BTW! 2 points at liquorland! lol

quote off big brother (flicking channels) "big brother why does the bedroom smell of egg salad gone off" /facepalm

+1 TIP - if you catch someone staring at you while you are kissing - stare back!

Penn & Teller: Bullshit! braniac and some british famous researcher did a doco on it - cant remember his name but he does docos on every science subject for the bbc.

Because Australia is full of transexuals (actually i havent decided what Travis is), a racist biggot (saxon), corey, and a midget.... with the rest of the housemates surfers, and clueless blonde bimbios... im happy that they've dumped the show.

but i get all my advise from /b/ ? :(

most kids usually come with their parents. Also if its a movie im watching, and some kids are having sex up the back, id tell them to fuck off.

oh wait, ive changed my mind. I would have sat down in the seat next to them and started reading a book/texting. Then when they turned around and looked at me id say "ohh dont mind me, just texting".

hahaha id be like "excuse me, but you'll have to engage each other somewhere else". Then they would be embarassed and leave :P

<3

@ =)lisa Does anyone actually say anything else apart from: a) in the middle somewhere? b) Up the back c) close to the middle? d) don't mind/not up the front.

carefactor = 0

min purchase on fly buys is $5 (although explaining that to the customer usually causes even more problems)

no, my uai wasnt that great. but uws....lol.

sarcasm.

lol id walk, but im tight :P