Fav. Teacher sayings? (1 Viewer)

[nwatts]

Once my English teacher accidentally said she had chest hair. I'll never let that go.

My Yr11 3 unit maths teacher (who is fantastic) often used to intentionally get us to do question 2 b) from a text book, purely so he could say "to be or not to be?". Lame at first, quickly became hilarious.

 

[drewgcn]

"now when Delta is feeling negative, she's not happy! when Delta isn't happy she doesn't give you any roots..."

Ah nearly everything in mathematics seems to be committed to memory with some sort of sexual connotation.

"Mathematics is the sexual urge repressed" - Freud.

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

english teachers...is there anything they cant do? we keep tally now of how many times my english teacher says "ok". once there was a student teacher in the room as well, and when my teacher walked out i said, "wow, she said it 20 times!" and then the student one walked past my desk and said "actually it was 23 times". we pissed ourselves laughing. the teachers husband (who also teaches english at my school) continuously says sex related things (highest tally for one period = 54 times) and also "lets nail this guys" EVERY time a relevant point comes up.

 

[get_born]

i find it funny when a teacher says: 'Those who can't hear me, raise your hand.'

 

[InfiniteQ]

i find it funny when a teacher says: 'Those who can't hear me, raise your hand.'

hahaha that's a good one

 

[Dreamerish*~]

"he said, 'kiss me', i slapped him and ran away." - english teacher talking about her adolescent experiences.

 

[Dreamerish*~]

Mr Hayes looks innocent but inside, he's got some serious sexual undercurrents running.

lol, i noticed the sexual connotations when i re-read it.

 

[holla back girl]

chem teacher: some reactive elements may bong (bond) with other reactive elements to form a covalent bong (bond)

 

[_Bushra_]

"he said, 'kiss me', i slapped him and ran away." - english teacher talking about her adolescent experiences.

LOL

how funny is that

 

[get_born]

i remember once in year 10, we were suppost to open up to a new chapter about planes and screws etc...she goes...'OK class, open now to chapter screw yourself' it was so funny.

Another time a teacher used to pronounce pens as pants "Ok class put your pants(pens) down'

hehehe funny times

 

[maddy1988]

He he he...
My english teacher always says 'workies' to my crap class.
Also, once we were in costume for a play and my drama teacher came in and said....
'ok girls, get your gear off!'....then realising what he said 'oh....i mean take off your clothes'.....then further embarassment....'PLEASE GO AND GET CHANGED GIRLS!'....i've never seen anyone blush so much!

 

[kylie-rose]

student -"....oh god..."
english teacher- "no its ok to just call me ms mac"

 

[paper cup]

my english teacher says
love you all darlings

at the end of every class

it's kind of scary
and a PE teacher used to call all the girls blossom. And we were in yr 9. so hmm, scary.

 

[Jazz Man Tim]

'I'm going to laugh when you all fail Physics!" - Yr 11 Physics teacher

'If that shoe doesn't go on a foot in the next minute its going in the bin!" -English Teacher

"Tim, take it all off..." - Same English Teacher

"I'm a nerd and i'm proud of it!" - Maths Teacher

 

[tez0r]

Teacher finds an apple core on the floor
"I think a hardcore criminal left this here."
Someone's carrying a computer monitor. Teacher walks by
"i'm monitoring your progress."

 

[goan_crazy]

Our legal teacher (shes pregnant 2) just randomly said "My skirts riding up"
It was really disturbing!

 

[get_born]

I find it funny when the teachers act modest when you offer them food, but as you see there eyes drueling over chips chocolate etc. you slowly back your hand away and they say "Ok I'll take one so you dont think I'm rude"....then..."Oh, that was a good, do you have more?"...by the end of the conversation their walking away with your chip packet lol.

 

[suger_plum]

everytime we ask our maths teacher for help/ or raise our hand he says "tell me"
it is so amusing, we actually got to the stage where we would raise our hand and he would come oveer and say it. then we would conveniently "forget" what we wanted!

 

[Kulazzi]

Maths teacher handing out assesment task notice (obviously everyone is nervous and freaking out about it)

"thank you"
"thank you..."
"thank you miss"
"thanks miss"

Teacher - "No need to say thank you girls!"

 

[suger_plum]

i always say thanx, maybe its outta shock or something. but its usully acompanied with a dirty look,