Fav. Teacher sayings? (1 Viewer)

[The_highwayman]

u could delete it. Remember: peer pressure is bad.

 

[melimoo]

well, my english teacher is a character and a half
he says many many funny things but its difficult to understand cause he says them under his breath + he's canadian...go figure

anyway, one of my more favourites was when he claimed that he only buys the Daily Telegraph to prevent someone else from reading it. cynical bastard

oh, and his 'reading' of the 3 little pigs (anal sex included...don't ask)

thats all

 

[buttonisgay]

there's an english teacher at my school who always says "Are u rite?" i always flick my bean when im around him. i get so horny that i want to cum all over his mouth and fuck his hott dick until it is red and raw. then while i muched on his cock he would say "r u rite?" then blow hott tasty cum in my mouth. i would then suck on it until i got the last drop of it.

Ahahahha thats the funniest thing iver seen all day LOL

 

[HinikuTheNinja]

On another note, we at our school have developed a 'Queer' reading of Othello... hardy har....

Drama Teacher: You know, 10% of the girls at this school are lesbians. Actually, that's the world percentage, so since we're in a smaller concentration, it should be more... so, something like 20%. In fact, I'm sure there are five or so in this room at this very moment.
Student A: *looks at the teacher suspiciously* ...
Drama Teacher: ALL RIGHT! I'M A LESBIAN!
Student B: We know, sir!

 

[pLuvia]

lol.
10 characters

 

[PerfectByNature]

hahaahha, good one

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

oh, and his 'reading' of the 3 little pigs (anal sex included...don't ask)

no no, I think I will ask... what the??????????

 

[LiL_JeN_JeN]

but its difficult to understand cause he says them under his breath + he's canadian...go figure

oh, and his 'reading' of the 3 little pigs (anal sex included...don't ask)

thats all

We had a French teacher who was a Canadian when I was in Year 7. Used to always say "Arrrrrrre you chewing gummmm?" and if he kicked us out "Go wait over by that pillaaaaaar..." damned accent

 

[AntiHyper]

Ok ok heres a document that a maths teacher in my school read out.
Everything is original un modified even the file name is original.. except that I had to convert it into plain text.. good read XD

 

[AntiHyper]

yeh it was aimed for year 11+ maths 2-unit people..
EDIT: man somethings wrong with BoS's time :\

 

[ameh]

Haha ^great read

 

[^CoSMic DoRiS^^]

haha

even though I didn't understand half of it, it was still funny.

 

[DanielleM]

"Wake me up when november ends"

 

[HinikuTheNinja]

OMGMATHSRAPE!!! HAha, funny stuff, that was. ^_^

And now, a quote:

Drama Teacher: Eeny, meeny, miney, mo, catch a politcally correct person by the toe, if he/she/it/transgender squeals, let he/she/it/transgender go, eeny, meeny, miney, mo!

 

[adam300492]

our sub. said 'no no' 68 times in one lesson
french teacher took his glasses on and off 57 times in a lesson
and maths teacher says 'be a man' with a chinese accent! so fkn funny

 

[lyounamu]

"Namu, why don't you teach the class, then?"

After this, she sits down on my seat and I stand in front of the white board without knowing what to do.

 

[CrazyCong]

my maths teacher who is real bad at english told the class " im a maths teacher not an english teacher, so if you want to ask me, ask about maths". also he says brack instead of black

 

[hollyy.]

when explaining something long and complicated on the board, my maths teacher says...

"now for the climax!"

"think! think! think!" is another of his favs

once i made a really stupid mistake and he thought it was so funny he wrote it on the board and showed the whole class...

+ last yr in ipt me and my 2 friends in the class wanted to bludge and watch zoolander in the double period but the sound wasnt working on the laptop so our teacher fixed the sound so we could bludge...haha

 

[midifile]

Wow. Massive bump.

Chemistry teacher: Carbon can lose or gain electrons. It likes to swing both ways.
Idiot kid: Like a homosexual.
Teacher: No like a bisexual.

Student: Why do you have limewire on your computer?
Chemistry teacher: To download pornography of course. No I was just kidding. I would never download porn. I'd buy it like a good boy.

Chemistry teacher modelling repulsion of atoms: "Hey wanna bond"; "No fuck off"

 

[foram]

"Namu, why don't you teach the class, then?"

After this, she sits down on my seat and I stand in front of the white board without knowing what to do.

I would love that opportunity!!! I envy you.