<160 characters.Hagaren said:'i wanna be on you' no seriously and that way if she flips at it just say you were watching anchorman and thought it would be funny.
or you could be like
'baby me and you i think we could have something together... ... ...a baby'
or option three
'SL_T all i need is U'
but wait theres more
"lol howdy, i know I've probably been taking the wrong line of approach recently so i thought id just come out and say it i can't stop thinkin about you, corny i know... but anyway i was just wondering if maybe you'd want to go to the movies with me sometime...again sorry for messing around the past week i was just trying to find the right words to say, later"
Mmmm classy.champo14 said:"How do I put this delicately...
I want to plough you."
hahahah you fucking sucktommykins said:Please ignore all these people saying shit like -
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Clueless virgins.
Anyhow - if you've already got them (ie. they're your girlfriend) then TXts will not be a problem.
If you're chasing however, theres 2 ruotines in which I like.
Random time, give her a message that says "Stop." Nothing more. Obviously, she'll reply and say "Stop what?" in which you then reply saying "Stop thinking about me and smiling". If she messages back with "lol" or whatever, just go "bye. you're wasting my precious 25c credit."
Another one is, sending her a blank message. She replies with "???/what?" you say "what are you doing? are you trying to get my attention?". She'll go "but you messaged me and it was blank". You reply "dno't know what you're talking about, stop getting my attentino, im busy".
As they say, the more mean, the more keen.
Pot kettle black.tommykins said:Clueless virgins.
Did it hurt?digitalhead said:My girlfriend and I always send at least one message a day, and it's usually just before we both go to sleep.
Now if I do say so myself, I'm quite the cool at sending suave heart-throbbing messages.. I said - " you are the melody to my composition of love " and it relates because I have a music exam coming up soon.. and she knows that..
just say things that you may think are funny, try and cutesey them up a little.. and go for it..
if she doesn't accept you for how you write a text message, or for who you are rather, then how will you connect to her on a personal "hey, be my girlfriend / lover / bestfriend / soulmate" level (the things you should want to be with her).
which if she doesn't already like you, will just creep her out.RubyJBrown said:i like that. send her a link to this thread and she will know what you went to to try and impress her
I'm going to try that stop thing. If I dont get a laugh out of it I'm blaming you lol.tommykins said:Please ignore all these people saying shit like -
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Clueless virgins.
Anyhow - if you've already got them (ie. they're your girlfriend) then TXts will not be a problem.
If you're chasing however, theres 2 ruotines in which I like.
Random time, give her a message that says "Stop." Nothing more. Obviously, she'll reply and say "Stop what?" in which you then reply saying "Stop thinking about me and smiling". If she messages back with "lol" or whatever, just go "bye. you're wasting my precious 25c credit."
Another one is, sending her a blank message. She replies with "???/what?" you say "what are you doing? are you trying to get my attention?". She'll go "but you messaged me and it was blank". You reply "dno't know what you're talking about, stop getting my attentino, im busy".
As they say, the more mean, the more keen.
tommykins said:Please ignore all these people saying shit like -
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Clueless virgins.
Anyhow - if you've already got them (ie. they're your girlfriend) then TXts will not be a problem.
If you're chasing however, theres 2 ruotines in which I like.
Random time, give her a message that says "Stop." Nothing more. Obviously, she'll reply and say "Stop what?" in which you then reply saying "Stop thinking about me and smiling". If she messages back with "lol" or whatever, just go "bye. you're wasting my precious 25c credit."
Another one is, sending her a blank message. She replies with "???/what?" you say "what are you doing? are you trying to get my attention?". She'll go "but you messaged me and it was blank". You reply "dno't know what you're talking about, stop getting my attentino, im busy".
As they say, the more mean, the more keen.