What would you say to god? (1 Viewer)

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Hey everyone. This isn't to debate wether or not god exists, rather, what you would ask him if he was to ever talk to you. (Assuming you got a response).
 

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Stop screwing me over.

EDIT: just kidding. Life isn't that bad.
 

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LOL @ Kwayera.

I would probably say that, rather than "stop screwing me over" Or I would use them in a combo.

Seeing as I'm atheist it doesn't really matter but meh.
 

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How did you like your time on Earth?

(assuming the Christian God)
 

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If god exists, it certainly has a bad case of aggrophobia.

I think I'd counsel it into revealing it's face to the world...

Right before we put it on trial for the worst attrocities ever known...you know, everything from Cancer to Natural Disasters to the Inquisitions and Nazism was, in its foundation, created and envisaged by "it".

(Given the usual set of ominscience etc)
 

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or i might ask why jesus didn't do anything particularly god-like while he was here:

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The ski people have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want... and no one can stop them... well we will send them a message... You ride out as fast as the wind can carry you... you tell the other clans to come... You tell them Toruk Mak Tao calls to them... and you fly now with me... my brothers, sisters... And we will show the sky people that they cannot take whatever they want...Because this is our land.

All hail Eywa!
 
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why do men have nipples?
evolution answers this just fine...

oh wait...

"what's da evolution ? '' you say, '' During sundey skewl Father Isaac gone dun tell us dat ye-old Darwin man was poo-zest by the Devil himself!''
 

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